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1/20/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 20, 2017.

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  1. bewildered

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    Where there is a will, there is a way.
     
    #281 bewildered, Jan 25, 2017
  2. Nettdata

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    Any guy who's fucked a chick on their period will tell you that blood is a natural lubricant... for a while at least. It just has a distinctive taste and aroma.
     
    #282 Nettdata, Jan 25, 2017
  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    Uh, this thread has taken a turn from when shegirl opened with a golf girl booty.
     
    #283 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 25, 2017
  4. Nettdata

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    #284 Nettdata, Jan 25, 2017
  5. shegirl

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    I, um, huh, WTF was that? Is the white dude a member of the ICP? And did that black guy eat what was the third participant?
     
    #285 shegirl, Jan 25, 2017
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Do you think that when Sean Spicer farts he blows bubbles from all the gum in his tum?
     
    #286 audreymonroe, Jan 25, 2017
  7. Nettdata

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    I have no idea... but I do think that Spicer is one weird motherfucker and won't be in that job long.
     
    #287 Nettdata, Jan 25, 2017
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    KETCH ME OUTSIDE, HOW BOU DAT

    I'm shocked Stitches is still alive. I was hoping he'd have ended up in a SE FL canal by now.
     
    #288 JWags, Jan 25, 2017
  9. Rush-O-Matic

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    How does that philosophical thought go again?
    vika.jpg

    and a naked girl takes a nap on it, then something something something.
     
    #289 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 25, 2017
  10. Kubla Kahn

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    Thank you.


    Also I do think that is the same fat guy from:


    I put serious thought into going to the Gathering of the Juggalos since it was here in Ohio this year. Just eat a bunch of mushrooms and people watch.
     
    #290 Kubla Kahn, Jan 25, 2017
  11. toytoy88

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    Man, I don't know. I can smell those folks in pictures.
     
    #291 toytoy88, Jan 25, 2017
  12. shegirl

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    Obviously I'm out of the loop on this. I'm good with that though.
     
    #292 shegirl, Jan 25, 2017
  13. Striding Man

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    On the topic of light up toilet bowls, we put one of those things in my sons toilet when he was potty training and he loved it. Loved it so much in fact that he took it off to play with, and by play with I mean he took the biggest shit I've ever seen him take, then as I'm watching in slow motion, whips it inside so he can "see the poo-poo change colors!" That was the end of glow in the dark toilets in our house.

    On a different note. Wife and I just got back from a much needed vacation in Mexico sans kiddos. It was awesome. Lots of drinking, lots of sunning, and lots of sexing. She particularly enjoyed the part where I revealed to her the full brazillian wax I had just gotten the day before we left. Best blowjob I've ever gotten. I am a happy (and much less hairy) man.
     
    #293 Striding Man, Jan 25, 2017
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    Pics or it didn't happen.
     
    #294 Nettdata, Jan 25, 2017
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    Are you requesting pictures of my sons shit, or pictures of my pristine & hairless balls/taint/asshole? Not sure which is weirder...
     
    #295 Striding Man, Jan 25, 2017
  16. Revengeofthenerds

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    Dixie has a thing for full bush women and nett loves hairless cock.

    This board has come full circle.
     
    #296 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 25, 2017
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    I sat in on a hearing reviewing the governors education budget. As an intern for NAMI one of my jobs is to go to hearings and basically take minutes of any comments relevant to our causes.

    There are some spectacular morons who are state representatives. How in God's name did these people get elected?

    Yes I know, state representative isn't that prestigious or influential, but still. I guess I got to see a little slice of America today.

    edited to add: Definitely not a political post, I think seeing state representatives at work, working on things that have real world impact is important and everyone should sit in on one of these at some point. Its really eye opening.
     
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  18. Nettdata

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    Everyone loves a big shit.
     
    #298 Nettdata, Jan 25, 2017
  19. Revengeofthenerds

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    Especially bunny.... I mean, bewildered.
     
    #299 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 25, 2017
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    I sincerely want to thank everyone that's posted in this WDT. The past week's been possibly one of the worst weeks of my life and this thread's given me something to laugh about.

    ROTN, if you want to fuck with your wife while she's on the commode, tape some cap gun caps under the seat
     
    #300 AFHokie, Jan 25, 2017
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