Any guy who's fucked a chick on their period will tell you that blood is a natural lubricant... for a while at least. It just has a distinctive taste and aroma.
I, um, huh, WTF was that? Is the white dude a member of the ICP? And did that black guy eat what was the third participant?
I have no idea... but I do think that Spicer is one weird motherfucker and won't be in that job long.
KETCH ME OUTSIDE, HOW BOU DAT I'm shocked Stitches is still alive. I was hoping he'd have ended up in a SE FL canal by now.
How does that philosophical thought go again? Spoiler: "If a tree falls in a forest . . . and a naked girl takes a nap on it, then something something something.
Thank you. Also I do think that is the same fat guy from: I put serious thought into going to the Gathering of the Juggalos since it was here in Ohio this year. Just eat a bunch of mushrooms and people watch.
On the topic of light up toilet bowls, we put one of those things in my sons toilet when he was potty training and he loved it. Loved it so much in fact that he took it off to play with, and by play with I mean he took the biggest shit I've ever seen him take, then as I'm watching in slow motion, whips it inside so he can "see the poo-poo change colors!" That was the end of glow in the dark toilets in our house. On a different note. Wife and I just got back from a much needed vacation in Mexico sans kiddos. It was awesome. Lots of drinking, lots of sunning, and lots of sexing. She particularly enjoyed the part where I revealed to her the full brazillian wax I had just gotten the day before we left. Best blowjob I've ever gotten. I am a happy (and much less hairy) man.
Are you requesting pictures of my sons shit, or pictures of my pristine & hairless balls/taint/asshole? Not sure which is weirder...
I sat in on a hearing reviewing the governors education budget. As an intern for NAMI one of my jobs is to go to hearings and basically take minutes of any comments relevant to our causes. There are some spectacular morons who are state representatives. How in God's name did these people get elected? Yes I know, state representative isn't that prestigious or influential, but still. I guess I got to see a little slice of America today. edited to add: Definitely not a political post, I think seeing state representatives at work, working on things that have real world impact is important and everyone should sit in on one of these at some point. Its really eye opening.
I sincerely want to thank everyone that's posted in this WDT. The past week's been possibly one of the worst weeks of my life and this thread's given me something to laugh about. ROTN, if you want to fuck with your wife while she's on the commode, tape some cap gun caps under the seat