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1/20/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 20, 2017.

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  1. toddamus

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    Brining up an old post, I actually don't try hard to live an unoffensive life. I tend to welcome conflict and the chaos that brings. Please let the minutes show Representative Toddamus approves of chaos as its more entertaining.
     
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  2. Clutch

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    A girl I went to high school posted a picture and a huge rant on Facebook because there was "gunk" in the very bottom of the bottle she got from a local winery. She wouldn't normally complain, but it's happened THREE TIMES now, and they were expensive bottles. Cue a circle jerk that will probably hurt the business because they don't really distribute outside of the area.

    Someone suggested she use a decanter, to which she replied that she shouldn't have to do anything because it was the winery that screwed up.

    I really dislike the people I grew up with.
     
    #302 Clutch, Jan 25, 2017
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    This month has been such a shit show. I was so excited to start a new year, and so far it has been nothing but a clusterfuck. A lot of family and work drama that has bled over into my personal life. Pretty sure I am going to be dealing with a breakup. My idiot boyfriend likes to go into hiding when the going gets tough. #endrant Thank goodness for strawberry margaritas.
     
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    Buy him a toilet bowl night light. They work miracles.
     
    #304 Nettdata, Jan 25, 2017
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    Or another cat.
     
    #305 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 25, 2017
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    Really every women could use another cat.
     
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    You don't need a decanter for the smooth, rich notes of a Boones Farm of fine vintage
     
    #307 JWags, Jan 26, 2017
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    Oh the Boones. I remember when you could buy a 2 liter of California Cooler. Ever puked pink? I have.
     
    #308 shegirl, Jan 26, 2017
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    How about blue? We used to play thunder struck while tailgating with boones farm. That couldn't have been healthy.
     
    #309 Kubla Kahn, Jan 26, 2017
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    Nothing like projectile vomiting in Technicolor!
     
    #310 katokoch, Jan 26, 2017
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    At the blood donor clinic and there's a lady having a full on panic attack ahead of me. Excellent.
     
    #311 Angel_1756, Jan 26, 2017
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    What does "full on" include?
     
    #312 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 26, 2017
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    Oh, sure, when it's VOMITING, a variety of colors is cool...but when it comes to the actual toilet bowl, everybody gets judgmental.
     
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    What happens when you puke pink into a blue toilet?
     
    #314 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 26, 2017
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    Artemis appears.

     
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    So far today I have learned not to Google image search "fracture blister," and that deroofing a blister means exactly what it sounds like. Also a claimant make a beastiality joke/reference to me.

    I don't even mean to make the second one sound like I'm complaining because it was hilarious. When I didn't laugh after his dairy farm comment he asked if I didn't get it. I told him I was pretending not to. This guy is fun to talk to and I can tell he is bored at home. What a coincidence! I'm bored at work. Perfect.
     
    #317 bewildered, Jan 26, 2017
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    I love that scene, and its exactly why I can never try psychedelics. I have a hard enough time with reality, seeing something like that would cause me to lose my shit.
     
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    Does anybody watch Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee? There's an Acura commercial that plays at the end, and I can't quite place the voice over actor. It's familiar, but I'm not positive - is it Leslie Odom Jr.?

     
    #319 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 26, 2017
  20. shegirl

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    YOU GUYS!! Check it. I don't suppose anyone has ever used one of them? Inquiring minds want to know if it actually works.
     
    #320 shegirl, Jan 26, 2017
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