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1/20/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 20, 2017.

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  1. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    It's Michael Bae Jordan.
     
  2. toddamus

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    I was really wondering if you'd been hacked and that link was malicious. But no, it took me to amazon.
     
  3. Revengeofthenerds

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    That's been making the rounds on facebook. No, I haven't used one, and I have no desire too. Not only do they look like a complete bitch to clean, but also, what about the bacon grease? Using the bacon grease to cook something else is like half the point of making bacon in the first place.
     
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    Is cooking bacon in a pan such a hassle that people buy these?
     
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  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    YES! Thank you.

    Now I want to see Creed again.
     
  6. toddamus

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    You spent your own money to go see Creed?
     
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    Yes. I tried to spend the money of the lady in front of me in line, but she got all grumpy when I was reaching in her purse.

    And, I liked it. I thought Stallone deserved the Academy Award nomination and Golden Globe win that he got, and I thought Jordan did a great job, too. It was commercially very successful and I don't remember critics killing it. Did I miss something?
     
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    And I feel like an adult, I just got my first messenger bag. Now I can carry my my laptop while looking like I am a 31 year old man instead if being a 31 year old man who wears a backpack.
     
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    Seriously, on a cooking sheet with aluminum foil down? Easy peasy. Clean up takes 30 seconds
     
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    You call it a messenger bag, I call it a man purse. Men carry briefcases.
     
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    I'm 32. I work in tech. Everyone I know has a backpack. Murses haven't been cool for at least ten years.
     
  12. toddamus

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    Ok seriously and no bullshit, I a dream about this last night. My messenger bag somehow transformed into a red purse, it was weird.
     
  13. Cmr88

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    It's a sign. Ditch the man purse. I ordered a red Michael Kors purse yesterday. When I am stressed I shop.
     
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    I think a messenger bag is a compromise. Yea its kinda a man purse but briefcases are stupid and backpacks are for kids. Wearing a backpack at the capital yesterday, I wish I had something a little more professional to carry my shit around in. So man purse it is.

    Man purses also have the advantage that they're better to carry laptops in.
     
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    My laptop case has a ton of storage, shoulder strap, classy, and professional. I practically live out of it. It goes where I go. What's wrong with just a laptop case?!
     
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    Well to start I have no idea what a laptop case is, why don't you post a photo up so I can make fun of it?

    Fuck it looked it up, you still have to carry a laptop case in something

    In a professional setting, this is a little embarrassing

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    If you don't have a murse the legislatures won't know who to ask for a blow job.
     
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    Got the toilet light in.

    Wife shockingly thought it was a good idea.

    I underestimated her.
     
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    Then get a real, leather backpack like those of us that look professional.

    I have one of these, and it works really well, especially for the $125 it cost me on Amazon. Fits my laptop and accessories perfectly.

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    Mind you, I'll pretend I won't judge... for all I know, this is more your style...

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    Regardless, if you're any good at your job, especially in IT, then they won't care what you wear or transport your laptop in.

    So whatever you choose to use, just own it, with confidence.
     
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