I agree. I tried to edit and spoiler it and couldn't. HAWLP! It's like looking into the eye of a tornado. A deep dark one.
Why does everyone assume that a porn star and stripper must've had a lack of a relationship with their father. That is sooooo sexist.
No yea, if you're willing to let someone expand your asshole so wide they can fit a golf cup in there, something bad happened along the road.
When you do a search under "golf porn," it brings up a surprising number of trannies. Just a warning, in case you want to try it yourself. (There are no trannies in these shots) Spoiler: No tranny, I promise. Spoiler: No tranny, I promise. Spoiler: No tranny, I promise. Also, I want to thank everyone for their condolences about my dad. I'm just glad it's over for him. He straight-up told me that he wanted to die several times. Now the real hard part begins: dealing with family that I don't want to talk to, his friends that I don't know/like, and handling all of the legal bullshit. Oh, and I'm getting kicked out of my house and losing my shop. I swear, if anyone says "when it rains, it pours," I'm punching them in the fucking nuts.
Gorillaz and Radiohead had a baby and it looked and sounded like Ainsley Harriott on drugs and it sang a stupid fucking song called Hallelujah Money. And the entire musical community came from the East like a bunch of lecherous pedo wise men to try to bring it gifts. Not of frankincense and myrrh but of fellatio. THIS SONG IS BAD, AND DAMON ALBARN SHOULD FEEL BAD. Fuck, what a shit week, eh?
Pretty much, I don't FB much but I posted this status today, "A somber day today, its gloomy in Minni, the new President takes office, my brothers friend passed yesterday, and the Colorado Avalanche are still a hockey team. Monika was a tremendous person, an asset the community and an amazing friend to my brother. She is missed dearly." Hegirl, please don't try to edit this post, because I do know there is a political reference there but you know I am not a political person.
Fucking typos Its time to watch 50/50 and have a few drinks. 50/50 is somewhat similar to what me and my brother went through, but without you know the emergency brain surgery 18 hours after a CT in a shitty emergency room in Tampa .... I told a female friend I wasn't in the right place tonight to go out to the bars, she responded, "well feel better"... what the fuck, we talked last night about what happened and she tells me to feel better like I have a cold?
Maybe if you take some tylenol you'll feel better. I don't know your friend but I get super awkward when any type of death is concerned. I can have completely genuine feelings but still say the wrong thing, every time. Even when it's someone I'm close to as well. Anymore I just say "I'm sorry for your loss," as lame and generic as it is it's better than my awkward blathering.
Boxed wine has it's benefits, knowing when you've actually got every last drop of the wine is not one of them.
It's good because after you pass out drunk you can't be violated by a BOX of wine. If you can, you're either Madonna or in Cirque du Soleil.
You're not wrong. I just like to know that I'm not wasting alcohol. When I'm done with this wine I'm going to have to mix up a Between the Sheets--which is the dumbest fucking cocktail name there ever was, but I'll be god damned if it's not the tastiest--at least if I have a bottle of wine I can tell when it's almost empty. Having said that I've never not drank an entire bottle in a night.
In honor of the inauguration Ron Jeremy is doing an AMA on Reddit right now. https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comme...jeremy_ama/?limit=500&st=iy6ojizl&sh=80c6e9d5