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1/20/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 20, 2017.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    I don't know how to embed the video. Whatever. Watch it, it's funny. Promo for the new show on IFC.
    https://www.instagram.com/p/BPdaCB6BbFs/
     
    #41 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 20, 2017
  2. Nettdata

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    Newb.

    Rip the bag out of the box and suck on that spigot like you're huffing nitrous from a balloon.

    Every. Last. Drop... Guaranteed.

    Along with your pride.
     
    #42 Nettdata, Jan 20, 2017
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    I don't consider myself a proud person, however, I do not need wine badly enough to cut the bag open to get that last ounce out.

    Segue:

    I got to make a joke today at work about nuts and bags. We had a package today, two nuts had fallen out of the box. There was a bag of hardware inside. Upon cupping the bag I couldn't find a hole. I was able to put the two nuts that had somehow fallen out of the bag into the invoice slip so that I didn't have to open the whole package. My job sucks, it sucked especially today for some reason, but that joke about cupping the bag almost made it worth putting up with the bullshit today. Almost.

    (I realize that this joke was much funnier when it happened, I also don't really care so I'm going to post it anyway,)
     
    #43 abneretta, Jan 20, 2017
  4. Nettdata

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    You don't cut the bag, only pull the bag out of the box. Then you suck the air out of the bag, and at the end, you get wine, until you can't suck no more.

    Am I really explaining to you how to get the most out of boxed wine?
     
    #44 Nettdata, Jan 20, 2017
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    Not only are you, but also in graphic detail. Good for you.
     
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    Pro tip: the empty wine bag can be re-inflated to double as a pillow too.
     
    #46 katokoch, Jan 21, 2017
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    That's some solid wino/hobo advice right there.
     
    #47 Nettdata, Jan 21, 2017
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    Tip from the experienced. Just make sure the tap thingy isn't on your face side when using it as a pillow.
     
    #48 greybeard, Jan 21, 2017
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    #49 katokoch, Jan 21, 2017
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    If you put it in your ear, you can hear the ocean. Relaxing.
     
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    It would go perfectly with an air mattress. Why the fuck didn't I think of that?
     
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    I didn't say they lacked a relationship, I said he must be proud. Who's the sexist now?
     
    #52 Juice, Jan 21, 2017
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    Yesterday, I woke up at 2 a.m. to drive to New Hampshire for school. I lost a $110k deal and my boss tells me we lost a $235k deal.

    And now, after a bean salad my farts sound like a New Orleans marching band made of firecrackers and muddy boots.

    Fucking Blue Monday it true.
     
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    Katokoch?

     
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    What the hell man, women are people too... I guess...
     
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    Are you for or against womens suffrage? Personally I am against women suffering but for their ability to have suffrage
     
    #56 toddamus, Jan 21, 2017
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    Anybody else getting tornado'd? (uh, not a sex euphemism) I currently do not have power. Taking cover in the pantry lost its fun after about 5 minutes. And, now, I can't really go anywhere because of the continued severe weather threat for the rest of the day. Boooooooooo.
     
    #57 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 21, 2017
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    To be serious for a moment, I'm obviously for it. I wish the women marching the best and more power to them. Make Susan B. Anthony proud. If only the dicks in office would open their minds and hearts.

    Back to the drunk thread...

    What the hell can you do that makes sitting in a pantry fun for five minutes? ... You know what, nevermind.
     
    #58 katokoch, Jan 21, 2017
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    Just remember... everything is a dildo if you try hard enough.

    It's starting to get a bit windy here because it's getting so warm out... up to 10 deg C so far, and some blue sky. They're calling for record-breaking highs today that were set over 100 years ago.
     
    #59 Nettdata, Jan 21, 2017
  20. Rush-O-Matic

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    Hey, being surrounded by food is fun. It doesn't mean I was carving potatoes and putting them in my butt.

    I mean, if that was a thing.
     
    #60 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 21, 2017
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