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1/20/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 20, 2017.

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  1. bewildered

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    Yep. We were awoken around 6am by a severe weather alert on our phones. We live in a wooden house off the ground so el husband was freaked out, threw me and the dogs in the bathtub and then started ripping the mattress off the bed to throw in the hall in front of the bathroom. Luckily the warning was lifted prematurely and I didn't have to hunker down too long, probably because of the speed of the storm moving through.

    I also spit shined my bathroom today. Saturday is my main cleaning day anyway but man, does the bathroom look a whole lot different from the ground level.
     
  2. TX.

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    Yeah kind of like sitting in a closet or your bathtub is fun for five minutes. At first it's like a fort.
     
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    I feel like death.
     
  4. toddamus

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    You been riding dirty?
     
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    Is it just me, or does the new Bronco look like it was designed by the makers of Hot Wheels?

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  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    If you can't have fun in the bathtub for more than five minutes, you're doing it wrong.
     
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    That's not a Bronco, that's a Range Rover on Fire Island.

    Good lord, what a crime against humanity. Do they even REMEMBER what a Bronco was?

    It's like for years how the Jeep Wrangler was perfect.... It had its many names yet kept its awesome, rugged look. Then, the made the Moab and gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
     
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  8. toddamus

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    The bronco can never be remade, or can it? Kids graduating high school have no memory of 9/11 so I'm guessing they have no fucking clue who OJ is

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    Getting back to the thread focus, a classic

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  9. bewildered

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    It just finished hailing. Lovely!
     
  10. toddamus

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    I want to find another gif tonight that is as shocking as the one last night, but I think I should just enjoy the fact I found something shocking and leave it be. It was crazy but not over the top, gross but not scat humor.

    I will never post a better gif on here again
     
  11. TX.

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    Y'all...my husband has never watched "Just Friends". What kind of fuckery is that?

    I should be packing since the move happens in a week, but nah. I'd rather watch this movie and drink.
     
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    In an effort to be able to see my toes again, I've cut down on the eating. In an effort to keep a new (thankfully temporary) medication from making my intestines fall out or my heart explode, I've stopped drinking for awhile. I'm on day 3, to be exact.

    Is this how you teetotalers live every day? I vaguely remember this feeling and fuck is it boring.

    To review, it's January, it's night time, the rest of the family is out for the evening, I can't eat, can't drink, I've hit the wall on TV shows and books, and anything Rush has done in his pantry I've done twice just to have something to do.

    This probably belongs on the anti-WDT. Entertain me, monkeys.
     
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    Just friends is the only movie I know of that can be considered a guy movie and a chick flick. I think we talked about it on here before. There are the emotional overtones of a chick flick with guy humor and sensibilities mixed in.
     
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    Relevant part is at more or less the minute-and-a-half mark.


     
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    Challenge accepted

     
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    I've recently joined a forum dedicated to MREs (military rations) and related topics, bought supplies and books to launch a hydroponics project, gotten materials together to run an N gauge train set around the ceiling of the perimeter of the man cave, and started building a mini-rocket launcher that is mounted on the back of a leather work glove and is electrically triggered.

    Drinking is cheaper.
     
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    It is, but therapy is expensive
     
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    Just returned from the cruise. Gained 3 lbs in 4 days, didn't get zika I think, and el preggo wife only gained 2 lbs. Ended up catching a king mackerel and snagged a fucking green sea turtle (estimated 215-250 lbs).

    Home feels great.
     
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    Heh. After having heart problems, I quit drinking and smoking at the same time. To occupy my time I bought a 20 year old snowmobile and tore it apart. Every nut and bolt.

    Every night I was in my garage working on my old sled. It took about 6 months, but I restored it to better than new condition.

    I stood back and admired my handiwork and my first thought was "I could really use a beer. And a cigarette."
     
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    Well said
     
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