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1/20/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 20, 2017.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    Flu got me deep on codeine cough syrup.

    Proper drunk thread now eh?
     
  2. Nettdata

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    [​IMG]
     
  3. dixiebandit69

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    Uh, yeah, Nett, the Wi-Fi image is pretty well known these days.

    What I meant was that I couldn't find any pictures (aside from the one on my phone) of a woman's pubic hair shaped in such a way.
     
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    So it looks like a rainbow then?

    You shaved your girlfriends pubes into the international symbol for homosexuality?

    Good on ya.
     
  5. dixiebandit69

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    If a rainbow can be all black, then yeah. It's the three bar symbol.

    Since she and I are both straight, does that make a black rainbow the symbol for heterosexuality?

    EDIT: Well, it looks like Jungle Julia and I are doing acid tonight. I guess we're really going to break in that new bush design.
     
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    I just found it funny that you chose to shave an image that basically means "hey everybody, feel free to connect to this hot spot" into her bush.
     
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    Hey, it could be password protected!
     
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    Or maybe it's a pay-per-use hot spot... and Dixie is a new breed of Cyber Pimp.
     
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    Either way the login is definitely "AC1D"
     
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    I got stuck with a new puppy. It is the devil. I have had it two weeks. It has ate my carpet, ripped open a throw pillow, busted my lip open, ate two phone chargers, and gnaws on all my tables for fun. She growls like a heathen. She hangs off of my dog's collar. She spends her time looking for things to destroy. She doesn't like to cuddle. When you tell her "No! " she proceeds to bark at you and tries to bite you. I feel like I need to perform an exorcism.
     
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    Yep, that's a puppy.
     
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    Or one of my exes.
     
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    Puppies are cute, but this is why I'll get a middle aged rescue from here on out. Puppies are cute, but they will ruin furniture and they will ruin carpets. They're amazing no doubt, but if you get a middle aged rescue who's more seasoned, knows they're supposed to go outside to crap, it makes things a little easier. That said all rescues come with some sort of pysch issues usually so there's that to consider
     
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    Do you have a name yet? This might be too on the nose, but Carrie could be good. Katrina maybe. (typhoid) Mary.
     
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    Can't really call the dog typhoid Mary unless it somehow miraculously transfers canine flu to everyone.

    If its a little dog i'm a fan of calling it fuckhead,
     
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    If it was a cat you could call it 'football'
     
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    Well, I guess you couldn't call it Carrie unless it murdered everyone at prom and you couldn't call it Katrina unless it destroyed New Orleans either.

    However, if it moves on from killing phone chargers to killing jokes, you could call it Toddamus.
     
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    If someone named their dog after me I would really be stoked, seriously, don't give a fuck what the context is.
     
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    Oh, she has a name.. KC May. KC May bite you in the face. KC May rip your earring out. KC May destroy everything that you own. When she is really being fucking evil she gets called Casey Anthony.

    I was not supposed to end up with this puppy. I have already been through the puppy stage, I didn't want to go through this again. It is a long story how I ended up with her. Thank goodness my dog is tolerating her as well as she is. She is a heathen. My dog was never this evil when she was a puppy. She loved people. She never made me bleed. I have damn battle wounds from something that weighs under 15 pounds. My hands look like I got into a fight with a rabid raccoon and LOST!
     
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    My cousin named her batshit crazy cat Tawny Kitaen.
     
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