Oh....my GOD. My sister sent an email to the family (we have a google group and the email traffic is nonstop). To set the stage, she lives in a small Louisiana town. Very Cajun, very poor. There are a lot of characters. Think: To Kill a Mockingbird. Families have traits and everybody knows everybody. (reposted with permission with names redacted) Spoiler: Lengthy Spoiler: And of course, she took pictures
Girl when I see you smile. I saw Whitesnake sandwiched between Dokken and the Scorpions. You wouldn't believe the size of the fan I defeated for a tossed drumstick.
It has been a bad week to be an Insurance Agent in the South. I need about 12 drinks. I have no alcohol in this house there is something wrong with me.
I told a friend a friend died last week. This week that person who I thought I could trust is s now dead to me for all practical purposes. Its amazing what happens when you ask someone to support you and they turn you into the devil. Hey lets go get drinks, things are cool, four days later you're some horrible monster for wanting someone to talk to when someone died.
Sorry to hear it man. In happier news, I now have a toilet night light that glows red when I approach it in the dark. I guess I win.
I am confused why you are the bad guy here. Inquiring minds want to know. Also, very sorry for your loss.
But can it do all this? <iframe width="854" height="480" src="" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Why the fuck would you want to kill yourself with blinding white light in the middle of the night when you have to go take a leek? Silly girls... red toilets are for men. And it can be any one of 8 glorious colours... blue... green... fuscia...
Besides the fact he's hilarious every time he opens his mouth, is the running joke that he's the only person who ever watched the show. But Sahaloub, Rickman and all the "good guy" aliens are amazing too.
I want to know how you came up with this. What made you go "Hmmmmm, I want a light up toilet! " Was it an infomercial?!
I just redid my bathroom and wanted a new night light, and Amazon Recommends recommended. Prime 2 day free shipping and $16 later my toilet is a beacon in the night.