The same jackholes who came up with things like pet therapists, cuddle parties and get this new "trend": Water happy hour. Look it up, it is fucking amazing. They drink WATER like its the bar scene and pretend it's as much fun.
I think he's referring to therapists whose clients are pets, not a pet that provides or assists in therapy. You know, like this: I don't think even Crown is stupid enough to argue the point that pets provide huge therapeutic value.
I still think the cuddle party is an ingenious way to nail really terrible girls who collect stuffed animals. I can't forgive the frayed jean shorts and super V-neck thing. Out of all the silly fads, that one. Why does it piss me off so much? It's their life, let them look like a hobo clown. It is so jarringly ridiculous something in my brain just snaps inciting me to absurd levels of violence. My first instinct is to roundhouse someone in the crotch. Is this what happened 50 years ago when people stopped hitching up their pants with suspenders? Did my grandfather's generation freak out over belts? "That boy ain't wearing a hat on Sunday! ON SUNDAY! Ethel, get my gun!" I HOPE he meant people who actually take their pet to a psychiatrist. Because a labradoodle has critical thinking skills. Your pug is acting weird? Of course it is. It can barely breathe on its own and was forged by Lucifer himself.
I basically front squatted 200 lbs of dead weight today. I feel like the Hulk! Fuck yeah! Therapy pets are awesome...if we're talking about hospice, nursing homes or kiddos with sensory integration issues/difficulty interacting with other kids. If we're talking "pet therapists" as in, "Muffy needs to express her anxiety," that's really weird and open for merciless mocking. In a similar note, my cousin's cat is on Prozac. She gives it to him every day. Apparently it acts as a sedative and prevents the cat from being batshit crazy/attacking her. I think leaving the door open is a much cheaper option. I mean...my cat has diabetes and the whole shot thing 2x/day is a little obnoxious, but at least he isn't a piece of shit that attacks me if he doesn't have it.
The first one is the only one who maybe possibly was involved in the catching of the fish. She has a pole and her hair in a hat. The others are obviously humoring the dude who caught the fish because he has a fuck ton of money.
Yeah, we take our dogs to my grandpa's rehab center. They aren't therapy dogs and so far none of the nurses have given a shit about the rules about needing vet paper work. It's just DOGGIES!!!!!!!!!
Wha-?! Are you telling me that some of these pictures were staged?! https://www.facebook.com/bikini.fishing.girls/photos_stream?ref=page_internal I don't even know what to believe anymore.
Wait a minute, are you saying there's fake stuff, including pictures, on the internet? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
This is something I've wanted to do, since my lab is the typical "Hello I love you" belly rub whore type and, but man does he shed. Even after an extended Furminator session you will know he was around... oh well. Some friends who already have a sweet lab-shepherd mix are adopting an older golden retriever now. I'm sure they'll all hit it off but it's kind of sad knowing their time together will be shorter. Good things can't last forever, right?
Hey guys remember when we all joked about The Exorcist getting a shitty modernized reboot? Exorcist gets a shitty modernized reboot on FOX TV. Hahahaha. No.
I think that more than half of FOX's dramas are going to be about demons or comic book characters. Are they trying to become CW?
What a perfect storm. The Exorcist. Remade for regular TV. Fox TV. Written by the guy who wrote one of the shittiest superhero movies ever made. Pardon me while I clutch at my fucking pearls.
People keep forgetting that no one gives a shit about the self congratulatory circle jerk that is the oscars.
I appreciate recognition for good work in an industry churning out some real ass piss. Because every now and then something truly remarkable pops up. No, this whole discussion is because Will Smith wasn't recognized for putting on a shitty accent and looking concerned. Idris Elba really got screwed. He should take the snub personally. This is the same Academy who ignored The Prestige, Fight Club, Dark Knight, Andy Serkis (because he used a CGI suit), and Chris Elliot's Cabin Boy. I have no doubt there are some racist pricks in there too, besides the ones glad hanging each other. Ang Lee personally holds something like 50% of all Asian Oscar awards. Prestige breaks my heart the most. What a glorious film. Actual "film," a term thrown around so carelessly. This is the height of the art, every cast member, every crew member firing perfectly in unison. The Nolans were ignored for their script, which had some of the best you-didn't-see-that-coming twists, then ignored for picture and for direction. Hugh Jackman was flat out robbed. In fact he got fucked over for Prisoners too. Wolverine can motherfucking act.
The Oscars were made for performances put on by the likes of Christoph Waltz, which are orders of magnitude above almost all other portrayals. The Oscars are a marketing tool, nothing more... the best thing they could do is come in some years and say, "sorry, nothing worth noting... see you next year"... but that will never happen. Rickey Gervais got it right when he was talking about the Golden Globes, which was (to paraphrase), "everything's a dildo if you try hard enough".
That Holy Crap moment - When a girl you know from mutual friends and had a one night stand with a couple of decades ago posts a happy birthday message to her daughter on Facebook. And you note her daughter's age and think "Hey, wait a minute . . . " Then you do the math and think "HEY, WAIT A MINUTE . . . ." and start looking for a resemblance to you in the picture she posted of her daughter. And finally realize it's a step daughter. That was a roller coaster ride.
That's the type of thing that'll give Gramps a heart attack. In other news, the SO is doing a bit of construction work at the office for my Boss. He ran to 7-11 for something. He came back and shared that while he was walking through the store, the candy isle to be exact, he looked down and found a baggie of meth on the floor. In the candy isle in case you didn't catch that part. He took it to the clerk, who said he didn't even know what it was (uh huh). The SO told him he should probably call the cops. I don't even work in "The Hood".