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1/22/16 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 22, 2016.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    I mean did anyone click the link? It's a 9/11 road trip comedy.
     
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  2. Crown Royal

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    Just fucking die already.

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    So an aged Liz Taylor; a gaseous, bloated Brando; white washed MJ. Stuck in a car. Talking about 9/11. For 2 hours. Christ it sounds like bad fan fiction. Wait. Who drove? Out of the 3 of those people, none of them strike me as capable of driving a golf cart let alone a car cross country. This could easily be a Dumb and Dumber style roadtrip just seeing Jackson attempt to pump his own gas and interact with people from Ohio. Brian Cox as Brando might be awesome.

    Concerning Kanye and social media buffoons of his ilk, I find it very easy to just ignore them. Only recently have I learned what a Tyga and a Whiz Kalifa are. At least Kanye can string a coherent, grammatically correct sentence together. It's also cute that he thinks he's Prince.

    In cocktail news, hot, spiced, boozy coffee? Don't mind if I do.
     
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    He may not be skinny and tall, but he can kiss his own ass, that's for sure.
     
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  5. Crown Royal

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    What a time to be alive!

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    Apparently China has a knock off Ipad brand complete with Asian Steve Jobs.

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    My translation is off, but I think the sign says Ken Jobs will banish slow connectivity to the spirit world at reasonable prices.
     
    #126 CharlesJohnson, Jan 27, 2016
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    Looks like a vodka-soaked tampon in the butt is for amateurs.

    I give you "dewshine"
     
    #127 effinshenanigans, Jan 28, 2016
  8. Crown Royal

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    What sort of brain-damaged retard would be stupid enough to drink Mountain Dew?
     
    #128 Crown Royal, Jan 28, 2016
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    Seriously. I drink my race fuel on the rocks. Like a man.
     
    #129 effinshenanigans, Jan 28, 2016
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    I forgot how damn hilarious this skit was. Is that honestly a dead, stuffed dog?

     
    #130 Crown Royal, Jan 28, 2016
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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    The best part of the dewshine thing is the fact that methanol (racing fuel) is usually what they put in denatured ethanol to make it too poisonous to drink.
     
    #135 Clutch, Jan 28, 2016
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    Also funny, and probably a nightmare for corporate in Purchase, NY right now is that Dewshine is a new, special variety of Mountain Dew that Pepsico released last year made with the original Mountain Dew recipe, with old-timey packing and glass bottles. To be fair, it is pretty good.

    http://www.mountaindew.com/dewshine/

    Also of note, there is something they call the "Dew Belt" where by FAR the largest concentration and percentages of Mountain Dew are sold, outpacing even Coke and Pepsi in retail. Unsurprisingly its a near perfect overlay with Appalachia.
     
    #136 JWags, Jan 28, 2016
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    I'm a former Mt Dew drinker... it was easier for me to stop smoking than to quit drinking that yellow green goodness.
     
    #137 taste_my_rainbow, Jan 28, 2016
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    Ftfy
     
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    I remember studying this in marketing... how the brand was originally rooted in that rural area (still is) and eventually grew out.
    "Willy the Hillbilly"
     
    #139 katokoch, Jan 28, 2016
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    The first time I tried Mountain Dew my reaction was "So that's what pee tastes like." No thanks. But damn do they love it South of here. You would think it was the only available beverage in Kentucky.
     
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