I never liked Mountain Dew, but I agree that giving up soda (and doing the other dieting that I had to do to beat childhood obesity) was harder than quitting smoking. Also, this Mountain Dew talk reminds me of the last episode of the the golden age of The Simpsons: Spoiler
This is the best one yet. Most ingenious movie marketing campaign since The Blair Witch Project. ...hopefully the film on the left won't suck nearly as much ass as the film on the right.
They are absolutely killing it with the marketing campaign... here's hoping the movie lives up to it.
I just don't understand. IT DOES NOT TASTE LIKE PEE! And now, I'm going to shut up because xray is right... I sound like an Appalachian redneck.
Mountain Dew is my favorite soda, and anyone who speaks ill of it can kneel down, open wide, relax their throat muscles, and SUCK MY DICK. Something cool about Mountain Dew is that it has a very low carbonation level, so it still tastes good at any temperature. I can drink half of one (20 oz bottle), throw it in the back seat of my car, grab it the next day, and not want to puke after I take a swig. Willie Nelson sang a song about it: Also, this: And this:
Soda is generally pretty disgusting. But if I have to drink Mountain Dew, this is the only acceptable one:
Mountain Dew is the only Pepsi (Or, Satan piss) product that I will drink, but just Diet Mountain Dew. Low carbonation, no sugar, and roughly a billion caffeines. It's useful for not falling asleep while driving. I only drink it about once a year, though, because it takes that long to clear my system.
I sense a rigorously controlled bit of scientific testing in the air. I will report back with my findings by Sunday! Ok, in reality, I haven't had any soda in years. Well....club soda, sure. Maybe I ought just work on the whiskey angle.
When I was in high school, I probably got about half my daily calories from Mt. Dew and Vault. My brother swears by mixing it with Crown Royal, but I usually stick to vodka for mixed drinks.
I used Wink for tequila poppers, that was my first drinking method as a teen. I can palate MD if I'm thirsty enough and there's no better option, because I just tell myself "at least it's not Fresca." GodDAMN. I would rather lick a baboon's scrotum clean than drink Fresca. I don't know what that anus juice is made of but it is NOT what it says on the can. Fresca: the Devil's own child.
I always thought vodka deserved more props since you can mix it with virtually anything. But let's face it: when you do that there's no need to buy the good shit so save your cash. I always gets giggle when I'm at a gathering and I see somebody mixing Grey Goose or Belvedere with Crush cream soda. C'mon, man. I guarantee nobody thinks you're cool.
Spoiler Bradley Cooper in Sundance, hanging with fans. Except it isn't Cooper. Apparently this lookalike is impersonating him and talking his way into the parties. What a magnificent bastard. Good on him. Reminds me when I was filling up the tank, some drunk woman (at 4 pm, Florida, lawls) screeched her car up next to me, asked if I was in Metallica. I told her no, she looked dazed, then drove off. Wtf? At best I look like Matthew McCauneghey's down syndrome-y brother. Has anyone been mistaken for a celebrity? Or someone else for that matter?