Boobie thread is yonder way -> Bloom like no one's bloomed ever before. Sorry, I was just channeling Rush because that's what he'd suggest you do. I personally think he's a pig. A big, fat, dirty, sexist pig. It would serve him right if you just PM'd the pictures to me and then I can gloat at him. Because that would upset him.
By the way, I got a $50 gift card as a bonus from work today. I get these all the time and usually use them for things like a spare knife for my jockey box or a Mag light. I'm kind of drawing a blank as to what to use it on....any suggestions before I use it on food or gas?
Dummy CCTV cameras. Set them up on your house pointed at your neighbors and they'll blame your roommates again. Then just sit back and laugh. And tell us.
Last WDT... I posted a pic of my new motion-detecting toilet bowl night light. Start here: https://www.theidiotboard.com/threads/1-20-17-wdt-nsfw.254491/page-9#post-581842
Went out tonight to the local horse races for her office party. Pretty good food, free booze, and I only lost $1.90 on the night. I actually picked a long shot to show, which covered all my other boxed trifectas for the other 12 races. My secret system? Go for the gayest name of the jockey. We all got a free $10 voucher to go play the slots and Mom walked out with $72. How? We have no idea. She inserted the voucher, then played 3 spins, won a bonus, then it sat there and played itself for about 10 minutes while it racked up $72 in winnings which she cashed out. She then finished off the last of the initial $10, and we headed to the cashier. Hilarious.
Since my roommate is more then adept at making my life miserable and complicated I see no reason to compound the problem by adding my own twist. I was thinking more along the lines of bottles of hot sauce or books, not ways of making my life worse. Speaking of which....I was just outside having a smoke. Somewhere in the neighborhood someone was playing the BeeGees Stayin' Alive at full volume. Who the fuck does that?