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1/29/16 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 29, 2016.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    Garret Morris is 79 today. Holy shit.

    Get a shotgun and kill all the whities? Obligatory SNL used to be funnier comment.

     
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    Still one of my favorite bits from Garrett Morris:


    Although, that episode of ER, where he played the dude that had a plastic flower stuck in his butt, was pretty funny, too.
     
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  4. CharlesJohnson

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    Ever been so desperate you fucked a tractor?

    It was asking for it anyway. Fuckin' whore, just sitting there idle in the field with those whore pipes.

    http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/...urce=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

    'A Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex-offenders’ register.

    Ralph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles “interfering” with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham.

    He was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency, and admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors all over the Suffolk countryside.'
     
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    Are there really 450 unattended tractors hanging out in the countryside?
     
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    Not anymore.

    In other news, further evidence I bought property amongst my people:

    bdhi.jpg
     
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    Oh lord, are you coming to the Ozarks?
     
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    Are you implying I won't fit right in?
     
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    well, you have a point there, although my only experiences with the ozarks involved drunken boating weekends, so may not be representative when compared to people who live there fulltime
     
    #69 mya, Feb 1, 2016
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    Hopslam dropped today. If this beer was available year round they would have to make 12 additional steps to keep anyone even close to sober.
     
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    Meh. Reese's cups uber alles.
     
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    No shadow for the groundhog. We're in the clear.

    I wonder if future historians 1000 years from now will miss the humor and think we actually predicted our weather with a groundhog.
     
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    It apparently isn't just men who are into big hunks of steel.

     
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    Those were my thoughts as well. She's also spouting off 1L torts terms ("duty of care," manufacturing defect) or at least 1L torts terms in American law schools. I'd love to hear more about the "emotional significance"...
     
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    Hi, guys. Under a foot of snow and figured I haven't been here in fucking forever.
     
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    Is that what they call it in jolly old England? "Interfering"?

    I hope to interfere with my wife tonight. If that doesn't work out, maybe some barfly will let me interfere with her.

    More than likely, I'll be interfering with myself.
     
    #79 Misanthropic, Feb 2, 2016
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    ftfy, based on that sign

    ftfy, ibid
     
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