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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 29, 2016.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    I'm more curious what "duty of care" her potential employers will give her resume (if she even makes it through law school) once they google her name and this story comes up?

    She actually said "if you don't ask you don't get." This is what makes me hate people.
     
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    You never know it might be a plus on her resume, remember you are talking about lawyers.
     
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  4. Revengeofthenerds

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    Today a midget made fun of me. In the parking lot of a Walmart.

    I was walking to my truck holding one of those horse heads on a stick for my son, who is at home sick and I wanted something to make him annoy me less. I passed this midget trying to get into the passenger side of a suburban. She was having to really reach in order to grab the door handle. I considered that whomever was driving her must have had a really cruel sense of humor for taking her in that vehicle and not providing a step stool. She saw me with the little decapitated horse stick thing and goes "Hey man nice stallion!"

    It took absolutely everything in my power not to respond "no it's a miniature horse but thanks." Instead I laughed to myself. Just a little bit.
     
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    Hey, stranger. El Niño has given us a warm winter here. So warm I have not shoveled once this year. In Canada. It is pouring rain and the temperature is climbing to ten degrees C. The ground has yet to freeze. This is the second time in five years we've had one of these freaks show winters. Wiarton Willy is full of shit.
     
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    Jihadi Schitz would be a great name for a Middle Eastern or African American porn star. "I demand my 72 virgins! And they must all be hot white women with fake tits! I shall anally insert the spirit of Mohammed into their rectums and breed more soldiers for our cause to overthrow Western civilization and bring about the caliphate that the Prophet deserves!
     
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    Could somebody please explain to me how in the sweet holy fuck Donald Trump got nominated for a fucking Nobel Peace Prize?
     
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    The same reason Obama won one?

    Anyone can get nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.
     
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    Putin and Stalin were nominated as well.

    According to the Telegraph (take that as you will), "The nominator, likely to be a Republican senator or congressman — both of whom are eligible — submitted the nomination only days before the deadline of February 1."

    “The person who suggested it may genuinely mean it, but the person who suggested it may also realise that the very fact that Trump’s nomination gets confirmed has considerable interest in its own right, and that all publicity is good publicity.

    “The fact that you’re asking me about his nomination indicates that, if that was the thinking, it worked.”

    I'm slightly more perplexed how an American politician wound up on that committee.
     
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    With the current state of "journalism", I wouldn't be surprised if the original press release was: "The Noble Hair Piece Company is proud to announce this year's nominees..."
     
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    Peep my new mixtape.

     
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    Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop arrested for assaulting cop

    http://www.tri-cityherald.com/latest-news/article57912173.html

    He's a determined little fucker...

    "The officer chased the suspect and took him down to the ground, but the suspect thrashed around and tried to grab the officer’s gun. During the struggle, the suspect bit the officer’s ring finger several times and tried to stab the officer with a pen.

    The officer was unable to control the suspect, who kept grabbing for the officer’s gun, and ended up stepping away. The suspect retrieved a handcuff case and swung it like a hammer, causing a laceration on the officer’s head.

    The officer punched the suspect in the jaw, but the strike didn’t faze him. The officer then used a Taser twice, causing the suspect to fall to the ground on the second Taser deployment. However, the suspect got up and fled on foot.

    A Thurston County Sheriff’s Office deputy saw the suspect running along Evergreen Parkway and chased him into a wooded area. The suspect threw a rock at the deputy. The deputy used his Taser on the suspect, who broke the electrical lines and kept running.

    The suspect again threw rocks at the officer, striking him at least once. The deputy caught up to the suspect and struck him several times with a metal baton. The deputy noted the strikes didn’t have much of an effect on the suspect, who was able to grab a brick and throw it at the deputy before running into the woods again.

    Another deputy joined the pursuit and deployed a Taser on the suspect. The suspect was eventually tackled, handcuffed and arrested.".
     
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    After a certain point I feel like maybe he's earned his freedom.
     
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    The only reason I can think of for not shooting him at that point is just to fuck with him a little. Or that the guy was way too high to get to a gun in a level 3 holster.
     
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    I would totally watch a movie titled "The Man Who Shot Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop"
     
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    And here I thought it was Cosby losing his shit.
     
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    I thought that too. I hesitated to look at the article because I thought it was him.
     
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    Canadian Club Classic 12 is pretty damn good.
     
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    Please click
     
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