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1/6/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 6, 2017.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    I feel any activity outside of rest just prolongs the hangover and it just feels better sleeping than suffering through menial task. If I get drunk during the week I can forget having a ounce of productivity the next day. Kind of feel bad doing zero at a desk but fuck wasting a sick day on that.
     
  2. Angel_1756

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    I was in a meeting this morning with a bunch of important suppliers and halfway through, bent to grab a pen off the floor and definitely felt a nipple slip out of my bra. Couldn't think of a subtle way to resolve it so I had to play out the rest of the hour long meeting with a tit out. Thank God for thick sweaters.
     
  3. Now Slappy

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    Nip slips aside, I'll never own a boat. I worked on them for too many years before we bought the bar. Personally I'd rather stand on my deck and set $100 bills on fire than own a boat.

    Even down here where you can use your boat year 'round they never get used enough. I have friends who consider themselves avid boaters, and even they only go out once every two weeks or so. It just seems like life, work, ect, get in the way.

    A friend once told me that the two best days in a boaters life are the day he/she buys their boat, and the day they sell it.
     
  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    Couldn't you have just grabbed your whole rack with both hands, wiggled everything back in place, and then said, "Boobs. Amirite?"
     
  5. katokoch

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    I want a boat for fishing and some general dicking around, but specifically a ratty Alumacraft that could double for duck hunting- simple*.

    Waterfront property with lots of traffic would kill it for me too, if/when that happens I'm getting property in the middle of nowhere.

    *canoes are friggin' awesome for simplicity, I'm probably getting one first.
     
  6. wexton

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    Small boats are ok. My dad has a small 12ft riveted aluminum boat, that was 120lbs or so. Put a little 9.9hp motor on it and it flies, great little lake boat.
     
  7. Nettdata

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    I'm seriously looking at building a cedar strip canoe within the next year. I've been watching some YouTube videos and have the Nick Offerman DVD's for his canoe building and it looks surprisingly easy, just time consuming. It seems pretty reasonable as a winter project, especially considering the cost of buying a good canoe new. At least this way I can make it to the exact size I want with the features that I'm looking for.
     
  8. Kubla Kahn

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    Your nipple was visible or what? Or say more if a guy is wearing tightie whities, a ball slips out, but no ones the wiser since he still has pants on?
     
  9. Revengeofthenerds

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    Built a 17 foot wooded sea kayak before I was 18. If I can do it, you can do it.

    My stepfather just built a wooden chris craft similar to this . Don't want to link to the actual image because it'll give away too much personal info on me, but his boat has won some decent awards. And this was coming from a dude who I'm confident in saying is nowhere near the woodworker that you are Nett. His warmup to that was a canoe, the warm-up to that was him and I doing the kayak.

    For boat building you need three things. And as long as you have these three things, you can do it:

    1) plenty of time
    2) plenty of space
    3) plenty of clamps
     
  10. Rush-O-Matic

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    Friend, if you're wearing tightie whities and a ball slips out, it is time to buy some new underwear.
     
  11. toddamus

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    I didn't realize people still wear that puritanical piece of clothing. I can't imagine what a woman would think if after taking the belt off she sees some bright white underwear. I'm guessing she puts her shirt back on and leaves.
     
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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    I imagine the reaction would be even more interesting if instead of bright white it was pale yellow. With a little bit of red.
     
  13. Kubla Kahn

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    It's an example thank you. It's not like Im wearing the same underwear bought pre high school with elastic bands that have given up on life.
     
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    Is that sarcastic? I can't tell, sarcasm is so hard to pick up on sometimes
     
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    He was a real man of steel... you can tell by the rust stains in his shorts.
     
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    Today was BabyGroot's first day of school.
    Between his grandmother and his dad, there's been enough stress for everyone.

    I am gloriously amazingly alone right now.
     
  17. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I don't mind it.

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  18. Nettdata

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    Whatever floats your boat...

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    To balance it out we should get some women's lingerie in this thread.

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    Mods: Who am I supposed to turn to when the owner of the board is harassing me with unsolicited overwhelmingly sexy selfies?
     
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