I tried to find one with some Nazi gear or a Swastika or something for you, knowing your sexual preferences, but that was a bit hard to find.
The only guys who can pull off tighty whiteys are Mark Wahlberg and David Beckham. I had a nip slip in yoga once. My dog became upward facing. My top went downward facing.
Funny thing I learned the other day. The inside kernel of corn your body actually does digest, the husk is what passes through you. The reason it still looks like a full piece of corn? The husk is filled with shit, giving the appearance it was never digested.
You know I've been told I need to go to yoga, for my bad hips from hockey and bad shoulder from a weight lifting accident.
My ex was a hairdresser and she had a guy explain this to her while she gave him a hair cut. He talked about it loudly and at length, while there were three middle-aged women in the chairs on either side of him.
I have now warned the wife I'm going to partake in this epic challenge next time we go to the coast. 4 lbs breakfast taco, $10, 10 minutes to finish it. Only in Texas does a four pound taco only cost $10. If I had 30 minutes, I'd give myself good odds to finish it. 20 minutes, I'd give myself about a 25% chance. Not sure I can do it in 10 minutes. But I can sure as hell try.
I think it's unfair that Florida gets all the hate on here. We need to bash Texas more. Look at this shit. You guys are slobs. And those tacos look disgusting. The second guy looks like he's just going to pour it into his mouth and then cram it down his gullet. Edit: All that said, I have to admit I would pretty damn impressed if you finished the challenge.
That's 64 ounces of garbage. Do you think it will be worth trying? Because unless you're an enormous person you probably won't finish it, and you'll feel horrible for a LONG time afterwards. Unless you have a stroke of course, then only one half of you will feel like shit. It's the size of a skateboard. Best of luck, brah.
I'm 6 foot and around 155-160. Hummingbird metabolism. I can eat a lot when I want to. Big burritos really aren't anything for me. There's a local place that does one which is around 2-2.5 lbs it feels like and when I'm in the mood I finish that off pretty easy. I can easily see doing 4 lbs, it's just the time limit that has me a little worried because I'm not sure how fast I can actually chew the thing. Also, it doesn't really look that great either. I'm not a fan of refried beans. I'll eat them, but they need to be slathered with hot sauce and pickles jalapeños. If that taco was 4 lbs of picadillo, melted cheese and quacamole then you'd have yourself a damn feast.
Since I now live in Corpus Christi, I guess I will have to go check this out. : Juan In A Million in Austin has a big ass taco. It was on Man Vs. Food: The website claims it's 9lbs, but I don't remember it being that big when I tried it. The record is 9 in a sitting: http://www.foodchallenges.com/challenges/the-don-juan-breakfast-taco-record-challenge-men/
Food challenges are stupid. I'll create my own. I'll call it the Toddamus Steak Challenge. Whoever can eat 20lbs of steak doesn't have to pay for the meal and wins $20. However if you lose you're paying for all 20lbs of meat and the cost to make it. Or lets do the raw egg challenge. Whoever can consume 30 raw eggs in 1 minute wins the admiration of TiB and loses whatever dignity they started with.