Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

1/6/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 6, 2017.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 7 of 11
  1. Rush-O-Matic

    Rush-O-Matic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1,347
    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    12,458
    You're limiting yourself to just one of the three? Are we supposed to just guess them? I would say it's:
    boo boo kitty fuck
    Kampf
    Majestic-12[bot]
     
    #121 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 10, 2017
  2. audreymonroe

    audreymonroe
    Expand Collapse
    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

    Reputation:
    546
    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2009
    Messages:
    2,859
    Location:
    Brooklyn, NY
    Great. Now I'm starting my day all stressed out wondering if I made the cut.
     
    #122 audreymonroe, Jan 10, 2017
  3. Puffman

    Puffman
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    149
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,491
    Location:
    Central California
    Rest easy, I cannot imagine you not making the cut. But if you insist, I am sure a tryout can be arranged.
     
    #123 Puffman, Jan 10, 2017
  4. jdoogie

    jdoogie
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    430
    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2009
    Messages:
    2,107
    Location:
    Columbus Ohio
    The fact that you were able to narrow yourself down to only 3 is more impressive than anything else.
     
    #124 jdoogie, Jan 10, 2017
  5. wexton

    wexton
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    361
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    3,298
    Location:
    North Coast BC
    Na, everyone has preferences.
     
    #125 wexton, Jan 10, 2017
  6. Rush-O-Matic

    Rush-O-Matic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1,347
    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    12,458
    OMG, it's like Miss America or American Idol! What if you make the cut to the final three, but then you're not THE ONE?! Now, that would be stress.

    Good luck, Audrey. I'm sure you've at least made the top 23, so that's something.
     
    #126 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 10, 2017
  7. jdoogie

    jdoogie
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    430
    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2009
    Messages:
    2,107
    Location:
    Columbus Ohio
    What would we give the ones that move on to the next round? Obviously not roses. Maybe a sensible pair of flats?
     
    #127 jdoogie, Jan 10, 2017
  8. toddamus

    toddamus
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    396
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    5,312
    Location:
    Somewhere west of New York
    This thread went in a weird direction.

    Lets keep that going with another video from our friend Shoenice. In this one he beer bongs a liter of cheap vodka out of a spermicidal condom. Fun times. How is he not dead?

     
    #128 toddamus, Jan 10, 2017
  9. Rush-O-Matic

    Rush-O-Matic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1,347
    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    12,458
    Herpes?
     
    #129 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 10, 2017
  10. toytoy88

    toytoy88
    Expand Collapse
    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

    Reputation:
    1,264
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    8,763
    Location:
    The fucking desert. I hate the fucking desert.
    Knee pads and rubber ears?
     
    #130 toytoy88, Jan 10, 2017
  11. Kubla Kahn

    Kubla Kahn
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    729
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    11,442
    I wanna say I saw a documentary on the guy. I think he's still basically homeless.

    Speaking of eating dick for a cause:
    www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4099520/amp/Italian-actress-vowed-perform-sex-act-voted-no-country-s-referendum-completes-date-tour-saying-m-woman-word.html
     
    #131 Kubla Kahn, Jan 10, 2017
    Last edited: Jan 10, 2017
  12. jdoogie

    jdoogie
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    430
    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2009
    Messages:
    2,107
    Location:
    Columbus Ohio
    Oh! Instead of a rose, if you're selected to go onto the next round you're presented with a bottle of Valtrex to keep the flare-ups to a minimum.
     
    #132 jdoogie, Jan 10, 2017
  13. shegirl

    shegirl
    Expand Collapse
    Redemption Seeking Whore

    Reputation:
    465
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    5,471
    Location:
    Hell
    But the side effects...not that I'd know. Google did.
     
    #133 shegirl, Jan 10, 2017
  14. Rush-O-Matic

    Rush-O-Matic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1,347
    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    12,458
    What are you worried about? A bit presumptuous that you'd make the top 3, aren't you? Although, maybe Aetius has a thing for older women. Good luck.
     
    #134 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 10, 2017
  15. shegirl

    shegirl
    Expand Collapse
    Redemption Seeking Whore

    Reputation:
    465
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    5,471
    Location:
    Hell
    I am worried about my younger TiB counterparts. Sometimes for such a smart ass you sure are a dumb one. Derp.
     
    #135 shegirl, Jan 10, 2017
  16. katokoch

    katokoch
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    477
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,631
    Location:
    Minneapolis
    So... all of us?
     
    #136 katokoch, Jan 10, 2017
  17. toddamus

    toddamus
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    396
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    5,312
    Location:
    Somewhere west of New York
    She's really kind of the grandma of TiB
     
    #137 toddamus, Jan 10, 2017
  18. shegirl

    shegirl
    Expand Collapse
    Redemption Seeking Whore

    Reputation:
    465
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    5,471
    Location:
    Hell
    For all of you that like to eat dicks, yes.

    katokoch, your talents are boundless.
     
    #138 shegirl, Jan 10, 2017
  19. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,283
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    11,126
    So I knew this guy in college who was a little older and a perpetual student. Dude was bad news back then. Just crazy as a bedbug. I think he permanently altered his brain chemistry as a kid by smoking a whole lot of meth in the backwoods of Georgia when he was 13-16 years old. He also maybe did some stuff to me on a personal level that I don't talk a lot about, but that sure made an impression on me. Shortly ater I nixed ties with him he married a 14 year old girl.

    Turns out he worked in the same building as me. So thankful that i never crossed paths with that asshole.

    I say worked because he got fired this morning and make threats of some sort and now the whole building is on alert. His picture is currently taped to all the entrances to the downstairs.

    Good to see that some people never change...

    I also want to personally examine the interviewer that let that one through.
     
    #139 bewildered, Jan 10, 2017
  20. Rush-O-Matic

    Rush-O-Matic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1,347
    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    12,458
    [​IMG]
     
    #140 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 10, 2017
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 7 of 11
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.