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1/8/16 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 8, 2016.

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  1. Popped Cherries

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    You just ain't had this guys magic dick yet.
     
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    That album is some dark shit. Blown Away isn't some happy tale either.
     
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    I had a similar issue come up with Paypal. I had my bank account and the bank card attached to it both listed. My bankcard got a new number after one of those "your card may have been compromised" blah blah blah things. I tried to change just the card, but for some reason it disabled my bank account option as well. I tried to move money over and my bank account, which still is listed in my account as verified, doesn't exist.
    Really annoying...
     
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    You got some 'splainin to do Whitesboro: (Yes, this is their official logo)

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  6. dixiebandit69

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    Maybe it was, but the car already had a reputation for rolling (I've read about this car for years before I even knew what "Top Gear" was).
    It's a hazard with any three-wheeled vehicle that has one wheel in the front.

    Does anyone remember three-wheel ATVs (aka "three wheelers")? I remember begging my parents for one when I was a kid, but my mom abso-fucking-lutely refused, because they were too dangerous.

    They stopped making them in the late '80s because there were too many accidents, and they were deemed unsafe!
     
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    I've had a couple, I never had a problem because I had a basic understanding of physics....ie..."If I turn the front wheel to sharply at full throttle there's a good chance I'm going asshole first into that tree. That would not be good."

    Kind of like the whole "Jeeps are unsafe! They roll over!" thing. Yeah, no shit they roll over, they have a short wheel base and their center of gravity is higher then a car.

    Redneck toys should always be designed with Darwin's Law in mind. It weeds out the truly embarrassing rednecks.
     
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    Yeah, but most people don't understand that, which is what causes accidents. Also, try dodging a sudden, unexpected obstacle in a Reliant Robin.

    Try as I might, I could not find a single picture of a nude/scantily clad woman posing with a Robin, so this one done up as the General Lee will have to do:

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    My friend has two fully-functioning trike ATVs that he can do mile-long wheelies on. I think they stopped making them around 1986 because of their high mortality rate, he certainly thinks their more fun than four-wheelers.
     
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    You fuckers had best square away and fly right, or you'll be dealing with an entire ocean full of badass:

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    ....aaaaaaaand I'm hard.
     
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    “When people come together and focus on something in a positive way…there’s scientific evidence that it can change things for the better.”

    Actually, the exact opposite is true. But hey, give it a try. And when ISIS scoops all of you up, makes videos, and sets you on fire, we won't be coming to save your naïve ass.
     
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    Hahahaha!

    That seems like a new Expendables movie plot or something...
     
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    "We have to save Arlo Guthrie from Islamic Extremists. But first, pull over, I have to pee again."

    "HENH? WHO'S SPEEDING?"

    "PEE! I have to go... oh, fuck it. It's supper time anyway and even in the ME I'll be cold."

    I imagine Expendables 4 to be an epic thrill ride with the final scene being a winner take all canasta game where everyone is wearing blankets on their legs even though its August.
     
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    I fear that my downstairs neighbour has now become unemployed, as her car is now always in the driveway.

    I suppose that's unfortunate for her, but on the other hand, this seriously cuts down on the hours that I can blast my stereo system. Something else: it seems she is a single mom and used to share custody of her son, but the son now seems to be spending an inordinate amount of time at her place. Which is good for her, I suppose, but on the other hand, the kid spends more time screaming and crying and throwing hissy fits than anything else. I wonder if he likes the Rolling Stones.
     
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    You've gotta have some balls to believe that the power of your angelic voice and soul-stirring lyrics are enough to bring peace to ISIS. "It's all become so clear. Thank you, Evil American White Devil. Thank you for blessing us with your musical treats. I feel called to stop my beheading, evil-doing ways and change my life!"
     
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    I was more thinking severe retardation.
     
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    "Bless his heart" is appropriate here, right?

    You should be blasting Sticky Fingers on repeat already.
     
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