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1/8/16 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jan 8, 2016.

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  1. toytoy88

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    Most definitely.

    I'm not positive, but isn't music forbidden by Sharia law? As is just about every other part of his brilliant plan?
     
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    Shhhhhhh, let Darwinism work.
     
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    I can hear it now in an homage to Dr. Seuss.

    "And what happened then?
    Well, the best sources say
    That that folk singer's height
    Dropped 12 inches that day."
     
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    The entire movie is 135 minutes of the cast sleeping in recliners with the Golf Channel playing endlessly on the TV.
     
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    Guess who's holding a circle jerk celebrating the death of David Bowie...who else?

    Westboro Baptist ‏@WBCSaysRepent Jan 11
    Seems the more filthy and flagrant a sinner, the greater the fondness the world has for them: #Bowie in hell

    Westboro Baptist ‏@WBCSaysRepent Jan 11
    Discontent pervert, adulterer, sodomite, professional neighbor-hater David Bowie: another reason God Hates The UK

    Westboro Baptist ‏@WBCSaysRepent Jan 11
    Pitiful pervert David Bowie dead at 69. What a wasted life he lived! What a Shame
     
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    Bowie would probably be able to put these tweets to music really well. I'm actually enjoying reading them to myself in Jermaine Clement's Bowie voice.
     
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    Not for the first time in the last year, my body has rebelled against me. I ought to start carrying a pair of trauma shears so I can extricate myself from my underwear without taking off my pants and footwear in the bathroom at work.

    They should make a sharting song. It would be to the tune of Hurt. Like so:

     
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    I imagine it much like "Little Fat Man" from Extras. A lovely sing-along about Westboro being pathetic jackwagons.
     
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    Deadpool has the best poster:

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    That. Is. Awesome. With a little luck it fools at least one elderly couple into watching.

    Rated R for : "Strong violence and language throughout, sexual content, and graphic nudity."
     
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    This is their best one yet:

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    The words "Morena Baccarin" and "graphic nudity" is more than I can sta- brb
     
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    Dude, she's already been naked. And more than once. Google exists for that particular reason.
     
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    Quick question - is it worth buying the $21 insurance for a flight?
     
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    Beer and metal fumes. Another night in the garage

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    Only if you die.
     
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    If you think that you may have to back out for any reason or switch flights, it's cheaper than the usual fees.
     
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    Oh, that kind of insurance...

    I haven't flown much lately, do they still have those macabre machines selling life insurance for the duration of your flight in airports?
     
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    We always get travel insurance. I mean, what's $21 bucks these days if shit happens? I say go for it, it's one less thought.

    Off topic, I'm not sure if college can be saved:

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