Honestly, everybody was stunned. He was co-oping, and off the next quarter. When he came back, he had a new girlfriend, that he ended up marrying. As far as I know, they're still married.
The situation is a little different. Both of them stay over rent free etc now, although they don't cause any trouble and it's only a couple of nights a week. It doesn't bother me. The shift is that they will both be becoming full time, full paying members of the household. What's the catch? Neither of them drink, let alone do anything else. I tend to arrive home at 3am on weekends with friends in tow to do lines in the loungeroom. This often involves one of the boyfriends, which his Mrs seriously disapproves of. I can't imagine what could possibly go wrong.
It's an interesting benchmark that will continue to get some news coverage, and of course the typical pandering from politicians that will ultimately lead to nothing policy-wise. The thing is, it's been trending this way for decades.
I don't find it that scary, but it does make me extremely jealous. It makes me want to invent something. I just need to figure out what the world needs but does not have. hmm.
It's already been done. I have friends that spent time in prison because of the Enzyte scandal. But that had more to do with their shady billing practices.
Or, finding a way to combine them, and just be printing money. "Hey little darling, the way to heaven is through my penis." I may or may not have used that line before.
Someone called? I went to a Halloween party one year dressed as a priest - black shoes, black shirt, black pants and collar, carrying a bible - and I had women around me all night, particularly the ones who weren't quite sure if I was actually a priest or not. A little creepy. But inside a month I was sleeping with the host's girlfriend.
Donkey dong I'm assuming you clasped the Bible in front of you with a whole cut in the back for your junk. "Turn now, my child, to Ezekiel 23:20."
Re: Donkey dong Time for confession, my child. Sit on my knee and tell me everything. For true forgivenss I require ALL of the details.
re: Roommates Girlfriend I got a friend who is going through this shit right now. He has taken to just leaving his apartment because his friends gf is retarded. Her nickname is Meatbeef (I've been given no explanation, except her first name is a hyphenated name that is M-B). She's over all the time, pays for nothing, contributes nothing and tries to put pictures of herself up all over the place. He has an epic story of how she put a large enough picture of herself smack-dab in the middle of the fridge. He'd move it, she'd move it back and he had to have a serious conversation with her about not having it there.
My roommate's girlfriend is staying over more and more. It's a weird situation, like they broke up this fall (was ugly) and resumed being fuck buddies during the holiday season and are now back to being official again. Overall she's fine, not messy and more quiet than not however in the span of a month she took over our bathroom. For example between me and my two roommates we have a total of five bottles of stuff in the shower. She alone has SIX . Her hair is all over the damn place now too, like she decorates the sink with it. Can't tell yet if this will be constrained to the shower or creep into the rest of the apartment, but at least she doesn't mess with my own stuff or dog. That's the line she has yet to cross.
I had the room mate's move in girlfriend twice in college. First one was super shy. We maybe said two words together in the 5 or so months she was there. He knocked her up and they moved out. Later he blamed her for getting pregnant and broke up with her, and wasn't paying child support. I found this funny since he was always one of those easily offended holier than thou types. The second one was a complete cunt. She didn't officially live there since she had her own apartment, but she never went there. She bitched about any and everything and pretty much everyone hated her. When she wasn't complaining to one of us she was screaming at her boyfriend for being soooo stupid. Despite not being on the lease she also somehow believed everyone should conform to whatever she wanted. Poor bastard married her. I legitimately feel bad for him. On an unrelated note... I'm glad my sister is working in television like she wanted, but man I wish she wouldn't try to guilt trip me into watching the horrible shows she works on. It is the absolute bottom of the barrel lowest common denominator stuff. Maybe she'll eventually work on something not so terrible and I won't have to politely say "It's not my thing" after one episode each time.
Dude, living with anybody with long hair pretty much guarantees you'll find it everywhere. One time I thought I saw a brown stain on the carpet between the bedroom and bathroom. As I began to wish my dogs wore diapers, I discovered that my wife's hair had just accumulated and had attached itself like velcro. A previous roommate's girlfriend essentially moved in but was cool as hell. She was hot, came from rich parents and freely brought pot over.
It was a sausage fest at my house on Sunday. This was what I made: 10lbs Venison Tuscan Salami 5lbs Tuscan Salami 5lbs Spanish Chorizo 15lbs Sauteed Onion Hamburgers 5lbs Chicken Basil Tomato Brats 5lbs Habenero Cheeseburger Brats I just got done netting and hanging the Chorizo, Venison and Pork Tuscan Salami's. Should be done curing in 3-4 weeks. Also in the picture is Pancetta Arrotolata, and a 22lb Prosciutto.
Growing up with sisters and having female roommates in college makes me well prepared for that. Regardless, the point is her home address is elsewhere and she's taking it over... one hair at a time.