You think that's gnarly? Golden showers are a thing and they are becoming very popular. In the next few years look for that to happen fairly regularly. Please refer to any pornographic tumblr site. I'm down with brown town, but I don't know what I would do if someone asked me to piss on them. I vacillate between it being kinda hot and just fucking weird. Porn escalation. When I was a teen anal was a rare thing your friend's brother's weird friend did to girls on their period. Now it is de rigueur. As people get bored watching the same scenes, look for more niche fetishes to go mainstream. Look what's happened to BDSM in just the past decade. In other words, thank you, Internet.
Why did they put a lesbian's head on David Beckham's body? This doesn't make me want to buy underwear. Really, they'd have a better shot showing hot women in men's underwear. And holding a beer. Hot women and alcohol make me want to buy things. Not cocks. Well, usually. HEYO.
I just love how they try to market him as some sort of imposing badass instead of the 98 pound weakling/coward that he is. But, considering CK's historical perverted obsession with little boys and girls I'm surprised they didn't try and and make him look younger instead.
Kinda looks like he pissed himself a little bit in the left photo. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go have low self esteem because my bulge isn't as large as Justin's photoshopped bulge.
Like to gamble or have fun in the sack? Guess what? That means you can no longer drive in Russia. They're so cute.
Looking for work isn't everyone's idea of a good time, but I'm liking this particular time more than my previous job searches. A question, though; anyone suggest temp-working for Labor Ready? I've heard bad things but was wondering about anyone else's stories with them.
So, I was at the point in my evening where I am tired and drunk and wanted to watch something on Netflix. But I don't want to watch a show I'm invested in or might be because I tend to forget plot points when I'm tipsy. So I started surfing and hit upon the perfect show: American Horror Story. See, I haven't seen it yet because I am a chicken shit who was concerned by all the warnings I've heard about it being terrifying. But if I'm drunk and half asleep, I don't give a shit about all that. So now I am partway into the second episode and am super happy. This will officially be my drinking show from now on. If I don't remember shit, I don't care. If it scares the shit out of me, I don't care. Wheee!
It starts off scary, but that soon fades. By the end of season 1 it doesn't really feel like horror anymore, kind of a letdown after the good start, still worth watching though.
My favourite show to watch for those exact reasons is Archer. I almost feel criminal if im not drinking while watching the show.