And it's in the bible, God doesn't like abominations. You southpaws, with your weird scissors and the way you fuck with pitchers.
Don't tell my mom that, because in my family of six, my three brothers, my dad and myself are all lefties. My mom and sister were the only righties. Losers. I tried to play guitar as a kid but couldn't because I felt like I had to flip it to feel comfortable. I COULD HAVE BEEN A STAR! Pretty sure anyway. Almost positive.
So in addition to being prima donnas who demand special treatment, lefties are also quitters? Good to know that Jimi Hendrix, Albert King, Paul McCartney and Kurt Cobain found a way, though. Weirdo.
EQUAL TREATMENT RUSH! I just wanted scissors like everyone else! Not the round-tipped, green handled dull ones that declared us "special". Isn't it enough that we wasted countless seconds washing ink stains off our hands? Isn't this enough??!!!: Spoiler And honestly, I didn't really like the guitar. Now the flute on the other hand...
So I joined an online dating sight because I was able to get the price down to $7/mo. Not bad I think. Anyway, this beauty popped up on my matches today. I can't wait to get a hold of that sexy beast. Nothing says sexy like photos that only part of the face and so much makeup a clown would think its excessive
Are you sure that's not a guy? Pic doesn't show neck because there is probably an adam's apple. Even has a tranny name, Errin.
I'll bet you're rethinking that $7 "Bargain" now. On the plus side, she spells her name Errin. Actually, there is no plus side.
It may be a guy, I think I didn't explicitly state no pre/post op trannies on my preferences, maybe just listing female wasn't clear enough
On the other hand, you could get to meet Captain Spaulding in person. "What's the matter kid, you scared of clowns?!?!"
Because this one time... At band camp... That's how the story about you and your flute goes isn't it?