I hope eventually this trend leads to a show "Naked and Fucking." The lack of hardcore pornography on cable tv is disappointing. I would really love to be in the meeting where they spitball these concepts.
I can order Porn channels on my Dish acount - maybe you have the wrong provider. I can't remember where I saw it - some article commented that the Girls episode where Brian Williams' daughter got her ass eaten didn't have the shock effect intended because everyone is desensitized to it. Maybe if instead of this that Gravy posted: NSFW it had been more like this: it would've gotten more attention.
You can't have that because pee-pees are for potty mouths. There is no limit to TV violence, just watch Walking Dead. But actual sex or saying the word "fuck"? Worse than Hitler.
Yeah I was really disturbed by the The Walking Dead during that slaughtering scene where they were cutting the peoples throats. Janet Jacksons semi covered tit though. That's the devil.
This discussion is shamefully incomplete without a .gif of Allison Williams having her salad tossed: NSFW And just for extras: NSFW
You can waterproof them and they don't get nasty. That's what I do with mine. And I know they're suede - so I don't wear them in the super wet. That's why I want the ones I linked earlier - they're not suede, they're leather, and they're supposed to be waterproof (though more likely they're resistant). Leggings ARE pants. I spend more on my leggings than I do on three pairs of pants combined. Currer - my kids know that until their feet stop growing like mad, they're not getting expensive shoes. MiniMe got a pair of Sperrys last year because I got them on sale, and his feet have slowed down on growing out of shoes every six weeks. Seriously. EVERY SIX GODDAMN WEEKS.
There are people out there who know how to restore my faith in humanity. An artist used a 3D printer to make a Fred Phelps butt plug. SCIENCE!!!!!!! ...the only drawback is that he's dead, and can't know of its existence. Still, dead is dead and that itself is satisfying.
I'm sure he's looking down from heaven, obviously. He did dedicate his entire life to the church, after all.
Holy shit, were you drunk when you typed this? Also, I may or may not be listening to a One Direction song -- AND LIKING IT! I don't even care.
My go-to outfit is riding boots and skinny jeans/pants/cords. It's just so easy and comfy. I can't believe it's only Wednesday. It feels like it should be Friday. All of my people are crazy and I just got "volunteered" to do something completely unfulfilling at the crack of dawn multiple days next week. Booooo.
I cannot yet speak for the content, but this may be my favourite book title ever: Speaking for the author, he's the research director for health law at the University of Alberta and detests pseudo-science.
Maybe I was drunk. But, tomorrow I'll (probably) be sober and you'll still like One Direction. At the grocery store tonight, I was at the end of an aisle, looking up at the aisle signs. There were 3 or 4 people right near me. This lady, who is clearly on a misson to find something, looks right at me. She could've made eye contact with anybody else, but looked right at me (like I would know) and said loudly, "Where's the alcohol?!"
Ellie Goulding is a musical force of nature. She's a musical Midas, hot damn. 50 Shades of Grey may be a dumb book made into a dumber movie, but from what I've heard, its gonna have a HELL of a soundtrack.
The Ex (the one I wanted to marry) recently decided to come back out of the woodwork and work her way back into my life. I had made a commitment to close that chapter of my life but for some reason (read: I'm a man and do not make good life choices) I decided to let her back in. In the last week I have decided to give her $500 to take care of some of her issues, fix her car, and get her a good paying job with my people. I'm not sure how I feel about this. I'm sorry Bewildered, I couldn't help it.
Someone please mark this post so we can see the enraged fucking disaster post in the rant/rave thread in about 3 months when someone is lying in a ditch with his penis 30ft down the road and the sounds of a cackling bitch reviving an engine of her brand new car she's TOTALLY going to pay you back for after you got her a loan.
Not that I need to justify myself but in all fairness she does need legitimate help since she has been out of work for five months. After her mom died some months back she basically has no one. While I still care for the woman, I have zero expectations anything romantic will come of it. Fuck getting a loan though. I learned my lesson ten years ago after I got an aunt of mine a cell phone under my name and got stuck with a thousand dollars bill. Since that incident I haven't co signed for anyone.
Just remember that all this personal BS was why you gave her excuses in the relationship, too. Cut ties. Run away. She's using you for all the shit you dole out, not because she wants to be in your life.
Oh boy does this sound familiar. A few years back an ex of mine lost her house and her job when real estate took a dump. She had just run out of unemployment, was about to lose her apartment, blah, blah, blah. I loaned her enough money to help get her through a couple months. Never saw the money or her again. Last I heard, she now writes books on spiritual enlightenment. I sure can pick 'em.
If she needs help, she can get it from one of the other six billion people on the planet. This situation has the same outcome 99% of the time: you get squeezed dry, and left in the dust. She's a psychopath, that's what they do: use people until they can't use them anymore.