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10/02/2015 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Oct 2, 2015.

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  1. shegirl

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    Redemption Seeking Whore

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    You better think twice about that.
     
    #101 shegirl, Oct 7, 2015
  2. Revengeofthenerds

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    Hey, some people like their dominatrix to be the same size roughly as an NBA power forward.
     
    #102 Revengeofthenerds, Oct 7, 2015
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    Welllll...

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    ... yes.
     
    #103 CanisDirus, Oct 7, 2015
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    So, I'm in Rome. Just saw a guy take a shit in an alley. Given where I am, do I follow suit?

    The toilet is also so high off the ground I have to take a shit on my tiptoes. I am 6'2". Oh, the shower is 2x2. Everything about this country is kind of inept, no idea how anything gets done. It's hilarious.
     
    #104 CharlesJohnson, Oct 7, 2015
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    When I was in Mexico, I remember the one set of urinals was so high, I almost had to be on my tiptoes to keep my dick from hitting the bottom lip of the urinal. I am 6'.
     
    #105 wexton, Oct 7, 2015
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    The answer to any problem in Rome is eat pasta and drink wine and go look at something old and crumbly. I'm jelly, CJ, hope you are having a good time. Maybe for the shower problem you can construct some sort of conveyor belt to pass your body through the shower, kind of like a car wash.
     
    #106 Currer Bell, Oct 7, 2015
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    This is my "Friday"...ALL HAIL THE GULDEN DRAAK!!!! images.duckduckgo.com.jpg 200.gif
     
    #107 dieformetal, Oct 7, 2015
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    Wait, I thought that they used "squat toilets" in Italy.
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    #108 dixiebandit69, Oct 7, 2015
  9. Parker

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    I need help in how to avoid a co-worker who is 27, still lives with her mom and doesn't an 8th graders impression of flirting with me all the time. I make the most basic fucking comment about anything and she's all like "Wow. You know me so well!" And other comments range from "You make me smile so easily, even when I don't want to." "I've never felt comfortable opening up to someone as fast I have with you." Pretty sure the last statement stemmed from a conversation about knowing people in the office or something mundane. Every conversation I bring up my girlfriend, but this chick doesn't get the hint. It's ridiculous and she's really not attractive enough for this to be flattering.

    Last time this happened two gigs ago, the girl had the right approach to just keep putting her titties in my face. I got rid of her by introducing her to my friend, I can't do that with this one, my friends would never forgive me.
     
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  10. TX.

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    I don't know what's going on, but every time I eat or smell food I want to hurl.
     
    #110 TX., Oct 7, 2015
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    Throw her that D and reenact Swim Fan.

    By the way, what was that big announcement from your client? I didn't see anything major happen on Tuesday.
     
    #111 Popped Cherries, Oct 7, 2015
  12. Parker

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    You haven't been beaten to death with McDonald's All Day Breakfast ads on every fucking medium? If you've avoided it in America, you're a fucking ninja.
     
    #112 Parker, Oct 7, 2015
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    Actually, I haven't seen one thing about McDonald's all day breakfast except for reading an article on Forbes about a month ago about them trying breakfast all day to increase share price.
     
    #113 Popped Cherries, Oct 7, 2015
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    Not even share price, they've lost market share, and trying to get some of it back.
     
    #114 Parker, Oct 7, 2015
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    Oh, yeah. I heard something about that. One commercial.
     
    #115 TX., Oct 7, 2015
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    As a marketing guru and man with his finger on the pulse of America, did you tell them to start making food people would actually want to fucking eat? That would be marketing gold right there.
     
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    I honestly haven't seen it at all...but then again I don't watch TV and my little return here today is the first "social media" I've done in months, so I'm probably not the target demographic...
     
    #117 dieformetal, Oct 7, 2015
  18. Juice

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    #118 Juice, Oct 7, 2015
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    It's really easy to not be fired for something you posted on social media: Don't post stupid shit.
    First, you need to get a rabbit....
     
    #119 zzr, Oct 7, 2015
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    We can set up a poll: boy or girl.
     
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