Yea, I was going to say that. Sounds like my wife. This has been a really rough pregnancy, she hasn't stopped hurling in the last 6 months.
Since everyone is talking about pregnant women, let's celebrate them! I think pregnant women are beautiful. Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler ... and y'all think that I only post pictures of bush...
Can I add a third option: 'Was recently on an interstellar space flight and awakened near a planetoid that an android on the crew was secretly given orders to retrieve potentially deadly lifeforms from so the parent corporation could make money from it?'
The kid is obviously human, raised by the Martians and was sent back to Earth to teach us how to Grok and water-share.
It's been a rough week at the VI house. We had a bit of a shock. Our beloved cat, Ollie, is gay. Yes, you think these things only happen to other people, but when it hits close to home, you realize the struggle they go through. We probably should have known, his finicky eating habits, affinity for track lighting, almost slavish grooming habits, his obsession with the Bravo channel. The way he runs like a girl. But no, we couldn't bring ourselves to see the obvious. We sat him down and let him know that whether it's a choice or genetic, we love him just the same and we'll support him. I did tell him I won't wear clothing with rainbows on it. Though I like rainbows, I don't wear colorful clothing as a rule.
That must be tough for your family. You could always bedazzle his litter box to let him know you accept him. I think that would be a nice gesture. My cat is into some weird shit. He rapes blankets on the couch. The vet calls it "kneading" but when he lies there, face deep in the blanket and lightly grunting, I know whats going on.
Apparently there is plenty wrong with this high school homecoming dance advertisement according to some parents:
That saying always confuses me. Chaps by definition are ass-less. If they weren't ass-less they would just be pants.
That's very tame. My old high school sent out a letter to parents for 2015 graduation that told the girls that nobody wanted to see their "sausage rolls," "keep the girls covered," and "you can't fit ten pounds of potatoes in a five-pound sack." I'm sure we got the same memo 13 years ago, but this year one of the girls actually read it, and it had its run on the clickbait circuit.
So, you see these sort of pictures, Spoiler: Prom! and you ask the same thing I do: where were these girls when I was in high school?
Oh, they were there in spirit. But they didn't look like that. Keep in mind, my school used the term "sausage rolls" to describe its female students.
As I told Rush in rep, those girls did not exist in the numbers they have now. In the past 5-10 years girls have just gotten hotter. Good genes, good diets, better shampoo? Whatever. Before there were some remarkable looking gals around. Now it feels like they are everywhere. Especially on this board (Hey, how are ya). And Italian women? Jaysus Palamino. Unbelievable. And they dress WELL. Keeping it tight as fuck. Hell, everyone dresses ridiculously well. I feel like a slob in a polo. The only fat people I've seen here were American. Couple old fatty Germans, but hey, sausage und bier, fraulein.