On Monday I get the pleasure of having my balls chopped off. It appears all pretty straightforward other than the shaving the boys part. Like any cultured, modern man, I keep them nice and trimmed but I've never actually put a blade on my nuts. Little disconcerting seeing that they're soft, round and fleshy. Any pointers? (I find this amusing that I'm 40 years old, asking strangers on a message board for tips on shaving my nuts)
Tell Jabba The Hutt (at 0:40) to shut up and make you a sandwich. EDIT: I've been informed that the proper name for it is Trigglypuff
Wait, why are you getting them removed instead of just disconnected? As far as hair removal, I've heard NAIR works down there.
Every cluster migraine I ever had just came back at the exact same time. Sociology degrees are a wonderful thing.