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10/20/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Oct 20, 2017.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    Just to ease your fears, when my father got his vasectomy the numbing medication didn't penetrate far enough and he felt every single part of it.
     
    #81 Revengeofthenerds, Oct 24, 2017
  2. Juice

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    I like the part where you talk to your dad about his testicles.
     
    #82 Juice, Oct 24, 2017
  3. Revengeofthenerds

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    No my mother told that story to us saying he deserved it for being a dick.
     
    #83 Revengeofthenerds, Oct 24, 2017
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    Six day recovery for a male (less in my case). Six week recovery for the woman. I did not want to be out of the saddle for that long.
     
    #84 Puffman, Oct 24, 2017
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    So your mother is talking to you about your father’s testicles. That’s so much better.
     
    #85 dieformetal, Oct 24, 2017
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    Maybe the first concussions were intentional, and he just forgot?
     
    #86 Nettdata, Oct 24, 2017
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    I'm so glad black jesus isn't still here. I mean, he was funny as hell, but god only knows what kind of sick shit he would post with regards to this current discussion.

    I'm guessing something less pleasant than this.

    [​IMG]
     
    #87 Kampf Trinker, Oct 24, 2017
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    Didn’t your dad try to rape you?
     
    #88 Frebis, Oct 24, 2017
  9. Revengeofthenerds

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    #MeToo
     
    #89 Revengeofthenerds, Oct 24, 2017
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    #90 toytoy88, Oct 26, 2017
  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    So THAT'S where my bilge pump hose ended up.
     
    #91 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 26, 2017
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    Are we sure TheBunny just didn't go to Australia and drop a deuce?
     
    #92 jdoogie, Oct 26, 2017
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    [​IMG]
     
    #93 Nettdata, Oct 26, 2017
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    [​IMG]
     
    #94 jdoogie, Oct 26, 2017
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    Nerds.
     
    #95 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 26, 2017
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    Yeah, I'm pretty sure he could figure out a way to concuss himself with that thing...
     
    #96 jdoogie, Oct 26, 2017
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    Only after he fucked it, then shot it, all while trying to light it on fire.
     
    #97 Nettdata, Oct 26, 2017
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    In fairness, I don't think there's a single person on this board who, upon seeing that scary ass fucker, wouldn't immediately try to shoot it and light it on fire if they had the capabilities.
     
    #98 Revengeofthenerds, Oct 26, 2017
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    I have a vermicomposting bin it could call home. Think of all the worm shit!

    Wanna hear the worms talk? www.giantearthworm.org.au
     
    #99 bewildered, Oct 26, 2017
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    That might fixed the fucked up clay soil around me.
     
    #100 Kubla Kahn, Oct 26, 2017
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