You people are crazy. That sandwich is amazing. Porkfat, salt, BBQ sauce, pickles and onions come together to make an amazing taste in your mouth.
Congratulations on being the first person to ever say something. It tastes like regret and last week's pizza box.
But like an old girlfriend who is bat shit crazy but amazing in the sack, I'll hit the drive thru for another round of "remembering the good times"
Yes, but there's an upside with the old girlfriend. There's a but. Crazy yes, but amazing in the sack. With McRib, there's no but (although, there's probably lots of butt). THERE IS NO BUT. McRib tastes like shit, but also tastes like shit. Doesn't work.
Man, I need more friends, the few friends that like Primus enough to drop money on tickets are all unavailible or unwilling. Ive gone to movies and concerts alone. I am dying to go to Primus and take whole lot of drugs, but the second part seems a bridge to far doing so alone.
I’ve gone to concerts on my own. It’s easy to have a fun time with strangers because everyone at a concert is there to have fun. Plus.... Primus, dude? You DON’’T pass on that, even if Weinstein is your date. That band is like the second coming of Christ live in concert.
It’s not like you need to worry about being thrown in jail and missing work the next day. Just make sure you drink a lot of water and know how to uber.
If you have drugs, then you have friends. Just keep it light: one time I ate eight grams of mushrooms right before seeing Rob Zombie with Monster Magnet and Fear Factory. Now I don’t recommend doing that amount —ever— (especially with that line-up) but I’d be lying if that wasn’t one of the most awesome times of my life.