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10/21/2016 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Oct 21, 2016.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Nah, that's what the back yard is for. If anyone complains, I'll blame the cat.
     
  2. Juice

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    Jesus Christ this takes guts:

     
  3. toddamus

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    Video isn't working. This doesn't take guts, this takes good ole stupidity.

     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    So if the Cubs win, is Chicago going to burn to the ground?
     
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    Good question. The Cards fans in my family wouldn't mind.

    I came upstairs last night just in time to notice the bases were loaded and then see Russel's grand slam, that was nuts.
     
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    Don't most Americans feel that way about St. Louis?
     
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    There will be lots of crime, especially murders. So, you know, Wednesday.
     
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    I'm too lazy to cook tonight. So I'm ordering pizza and making the husband pick it up on his way home.

    We have a safety audit at work tomorrow and I'm fairly certain that we'll lose some points on some stuff that I'm in charge of. The only logical thing to do is to drink some wine tonight.

    I also keep thinking it's Thursday. Why is this week so long?
     
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    Most Americans wouldn't notice if st. louis disappeared off the map.
     
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    The St Louis Arch is the croquet wicket of America: something you have to pass to get to where you're really trying to go.
     
  11. Crown Royal

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    I hear the people of that city eat their own dead and can choke you from across the room.
    There is a difference between a Real Man and a Real Stupid Man. Wanting to experience something that purely attacks your pain receptors directly (is that not enough of a deterrent?) is as stupid as it gets.

    Besides, the bitch quit. He has to do that nine more times or he doesn't get to call himself a man.

    Cry, you bitchy-bitch vagina.
     
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    Well, I feel like a real man, because I swapped the winter wheels/tires onto the truck this afternoon.

    Then, like a real man, I fucked up my back by twisting the wrong way (is there a right way?) while moving one of the wheels.

    It has since stiffened up and become much more painful, so I have taken to drinking in the hot tub... while my steak sous-vides. Like a man.

    After that I shall peruse my latest book that arrived today from Amazon...

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    Hopefully that's all I'll be doing, as I'm not sure I can take much more of this standing up stuff.

    Like a man.
     
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    That city hasn't seen a good fire since 1871. They'd look forward to it.
     
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    "What sort of cat do you own, a sabertooth tiger? That thing is ENORMOUS!" [continues gesturing at turd]
     
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    Considering your age maybe one of these would help you get around a little easier

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    I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about one of these:

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    I may be old, but I'm not dead... yet.... I just wish I were.... sometimes...
     
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    Thats awesome. I'd like to have one of those for getting to and from class.
     
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    Men do not outgrow certain things. One of them is the irresistible urge to drive small vehicles around places typical vehicles can't go. ATVs. Snowmobiles. Golf carts. Gators. Rascals. It's all cool, because you can joust with a Mr. Clean mop on all of them.
     
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    If you're already going to lose points, can't you just drink wine at work tomorrow?
     
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    The OSHA-approved adult drink box... nothing better to help a work day just whip by

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