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10/21/2016 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Oct 21, 2016.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    I've learned from experience that gas and fire don't mix. Though I always keep a diesel can on hand to start fire big fires.

    We got some old rock walls on our place. They used to be fences back in the day when slave labor was legal. Massive rocks. Used some of those for my big burn pit.
     
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    Yup. They're called different things. I know them as pear burners. Name comes from burning the pricklies off prickly pear cactus so you can eat them.

    I setup mine like how the deepwater horizon should have been done, with a bunch of blowout valves just in case. I don't mess with fire and it still hurts me sometimes. Try to mitigate risk when I can.
     
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    Bodocks? I'm not even sure of the spelling....it's pronounced Beau-dock. If it's the same thing, I remember them from Oklahoma...they were like apples with spikes and grew on trees with spikes that would fuck you up if you got stabbed by one. I do remember that the wood was yellow when I'd cut one down. And the wood was like fucking iron, I used it for fence posts and it was a pain in the ass to try and drive fencing staples into it because they'd generally just bend.
     
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    Get out more
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    No, but I'll give you this : She decided to play around with the filters on her new phone, and she just sent me some altered versions of the original photo.

    Since these are technically not pictures of her butt (in theory, these could be something I drew), I'll post them here (and because they aren't actual pictures of her butt, I won't post them in the Booty or Bikini threads).
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    Taco booty 3.jpg
     
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    It's about that time.

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    Gas and fire do mix if you do things right and have respect for gas vapor and the speed for which it ignites
     
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    Osage orange? With the nasty-tasting fruit and the hardwood and fucking spines?
     
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    I don't. That's the problem.
     
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    I feel like fire and gasoline is like sex with that girl you picked up from the bar, if you're safe it'll be fun, if you're not you'll wake with sores and a strange burning sensation

    I went truck camping and someone decided the best way to dispose of a nearly empty lantern kersoine thing was to throw it on the fire. That thing went boom and there was a serious mushroom cloud.
     
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    Makes good wood mallets because the wood is so dense and heavy, looks good with some Tung oil rubbed on it.
     
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    Wear a condom. Use diesel.
     
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    Wise words from a man who has experienced some burns before.
     
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    No need to thank me.

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Where did she get that taco underwear though
     
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    There's clearly some bullshit right there... it's only supposed to be worn on Tuesday... it says so right there.... fucking anarchists.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Ohhhh nooooo, Dixie! She took that picture on Tuesday to send to some other guy and she just got around to sending it to you! This is just like what happened with Sally's ex-boyfriend in When Harry Met Sally! (This is the right messageboard for that reference, yeah?)
     
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    Jungle Julia sounds like a remarkable woman.
     
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    At least I was nice enough to give her the benefit of the doubt... you big meanie.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Well great now I'M the bully.
     
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