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10/24/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Oct 24, 2014.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Ah, well, asked and answered.

    I guess I should've added "dude beheads mother, punts head down street and Olympic Decathlete paints his finger nails pink" to that list.
     
    #201 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 29, 2014
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    Re: Nooz of the weeerd

    Fixed that for you.
     
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    Well shit.
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    So Jose Conseco shot off one of his fingers accidentally when he was cleaning the gun and it went off. People seem to always say, "Yea, you really ought to make sure the gun is unloaded. There could be one in chamber ya know!!"

    Well no shit. How about, why is he cleaning an assembled firearm? Who cleans a gun without at least field stripping it first? How come no one asks that question more often?
     
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    Yea, I thought that was more appropriate. If someone's colleague casually looks at the screen and sees that Chris Hanson may be called in.
     
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    Sometimes in these cases I read "cleaning" as "fucking around with a loaded gun like a dumbass," but who knows.
     
    #206 katokoch, Oct 29, 2014
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    You are forgetting this is Jose Canseco, one of the biggest tools ever to walk the earth. Be surprised he didn't blow his own head off like Elmer Fudd.
     
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    This is exactly what I read, when I read stories like this.
     
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    Re: Nooz of the weeerd

    Perhaps the "Were it a real concern" part was overlooked? If you want to drink a shitty Mexican beer when you make tacos, who am I to stop you?
     
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    Re: Nooz of the weeerd

    You must live in an area that hates Mexicans.

    Of the 30 beers we sell Corona and Dos Equis are 4th and 5th most popular, they follow Coors Light, Bud Light and Miller Lite.

    We don't allow women around here to drink heavy beer as it never gets cold enough for them to have to cover up.
     
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    Re: Nooz of the weeerd

    Well, that's sorta like being the 4th or 5th most popular Jackson. The drop off from Michael to Jermaine to Tito is pretty drastic.

    Also, though, that was a joke.
     
    #211 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 29, 2014
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    Re: Nooz of the weeerd

    I know but I like accusing people of being racist for no reason
     
    #212 dewercs, Oct 29, 2014
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    Re: Nooz of the weeerd

    ...Or with plenty of reason.

    Being a bar owner in SW Florida I have to agree with this though. It's Bud light, Miller Lite, Coors Light in that order closely followed by Corona, Dos Equis and Modelo.
     
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    Re: Nooz of the weeerd

    Plenty of reason? Now just wait a dang minute. I mean, I hate Black people. And Mexicans. But, I'm no racist.
     
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    Re: Nooz of the weeerd

    So you are Mormon.
     
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    This wedding nonsense is bullshit.

    Eloping is highly underrated.
     
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    Don't tempt me.
     
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    Re: Nooz of the weeerd

    Wait, what? I know plenty of annoying frat bros drink Corona, but every single actual Mexican person I've known has treated it with nothing but contempt. They all say it's gringo pisswater.
     
    #218 MoreCowbell, Oct 29, 2014
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    You scared?
     
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    Re: Nooz of the weeerd

    Mexicans in the US drink Bud Light, Mexicans in Mexico, the Baja part, drink Tecate.
     
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