I was using shit generally, but I see what you're saying. I just mean, the gas, burps or anything else. Maybe I need to vomit from a previous night? I sound like a dying T-Rex throwing up. If a lady I was trying to court happened to walk out of a stall the same time I did, I'd be mortified. Given how some of you have such stringent bathroom protocol with your SOs, this would be insane.
And see, this is where I would fail as a feminist. Some things shouldn't be equal. My poo smells of flowers and sunshine and I don't want it to intermingle with your far inferior poo. So give me my bathrooms with doors and floral wallpaper while you have your pee troughs with urinal cakes.
Well the concept behind this isn't really male vs female. It's about the transgendered people. So like I said, some bathrooms, not all bathrooms, but aren't those bathrooms the "family" bathrooms anyway. At the same time, I can see how there probably aren't much at colleges. Just at restaurants and stores. But fuck all of that. Everyone should watch this now. This shit is fucking cool. https://www.hondatheotherside.com/
I was in a ladies room in a club a few years ago where there were two used maxi pads stuck to the stall wall. I'll take urinals any day of the week. Women are disgusting.
An issue of great social significance: Hermaphrodites. Parker, take your cis-gender privilege somewhere else.
You just aren't going to the right clubs. Ahem....bathroom attendant. I may be capable of squirting soap into my own hands, but why would I want to?
This. Having worked as a barback when I was in school, we would all get together at the end of the night and bargain for things we would rather do than clean the women's room. Including such disgusting things as taking bar mat shots, punches/kicks to the groin, motor-boating our big, sweaty, chewbacca looking bouncer as well as "jumping on grenades" all just to get out of going anywhere near that war-zone. Y'all fuckers are nasty.
I'm not trying to make light of it but I remember years ago a friend of mine was transitioning from female to male and had the same issue. I was just like, dude sit down to pee. The stalls close and it's not like anyone will know the difference. He looked at me as if I had just found the secret to end world hunger. He did call me giggling like a school girl the first time he peed in a urinal after his transition was complete though.
I just got thinking as to why women's bathrooms look like the shitter from SAW. They hover over the can. So, why not invent a way for women to never touch the toilet. All we need in each stall is a harness akin to the ones slaughterhouses use to lower cattle into the grinder. Voila, no more hovering. They can just take turns dangling over a giant vat of piss. The other problems are solved with teflon and stainless steel walls, and a spigot to attach a pressure cleaner. I have to go call the U.S. Patent office now. The future will be beautiful.
Well, they have the GoGirl and the Shenis, two devices that allow women the privilege of peeing while standing up and the greater privilege of carrying a piss-festooned funnel around in your purse all day.
But, then the harnesses will be dirty. And cloth. And absorbent. Who gets to clean the harnesses? Looks like it's back to the drawing board. Completely out of the blue my daughter texted me this morning "I love you mom". And all I thought was shit what Happened. Nothing, she just had a bad dream. And then I became all sappy that she had to let me know how she felt. Sniff.
Make sure you are in full screen mode. It didn't work for me when it was in normal youtube viewing mode.
You have to have selected the video, so if you click on it to start it, it'll work, but as soon as you click somewhere else (the video loses focus), it won't work. In full-screen mode, the video is the only thing showing, so it's always in focus.
I love that a discussion on gender-neutral restrooms followed one about how creepy guys are to women on the street. Imagine how those men would act around women in a public restroom. I suspect a gender neutral restroom would quickly become a men's room.