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10/24/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Oct 24, 2014.

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  1. wexton

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    He doesn't know how to use the three sea shells. HahaHa.
     
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    No fucking kidding. It would just be a huge masturbation party. Can you imagine if kids were in there with mom and dad or something?
     
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    Oh, I suspect some of Chris Hanson's "buddies" are imagining that right now.
     
    #283 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 30, 2014
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    Why would guys want to use ladies rooms anyway? Don't you see the lines relative to the guys at public places? I've known women to use men's rooms because the ladies' lines were too long. For some reason the fellas don't seem to mind when that happens. "No it's cool, I understand" or some variation is what we hear. Hell, I almost used the men's room at a bar one time and all I got was a big sweep of the arm telling me to "go right ahead, we don't mind".
     
    #284 happyfunball, Oct 30, 2014
  5. Danger Boy

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    You bring your own harness that folds neatly in your purse. Put it on, attach the carabiner to the jib crane, push the up button and swing yourself out over the piss vat.
     
    #285 Danger Boy, Oct 30, 2014
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    Okay, now you're in the crazy talk. I've never seen anything folded neatly in a purse.
     
    #286 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 30, 2014
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    Or... just wipe the fucking seat and don't be such a disgusting heathen.

    Although I like the idea of carrying a harness in my bag.
     
    #287 Angel_1756, Oct 30, 2014
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    Okay, so now I have to figure out how to incorporate "piss vat" into my everyday vernacular.
     
    #288 Now Slappy, Oct 30, 2014
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    Because they wanna hear your pee and look through the cracks in the stall walls. Not that I would know or anything...
     
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    1. I don't take a purse to the bar, that's what pockets are for. 2. If I did, there's no way I'd put that thing back in it.

    Try again.

    Also, I can't believe we're discussing this like it's a real thing.
     
    #290 happyfunball, Oct 30, 2014
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    Alright then, no harness. How would y'all feel about a monkey bar type system for the piss vat?
     
    #291 Clutch, Oct 30, 2014
  12. Danger Boy

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    You could just leave it on, under your clothes. Then all you have to do is hook it up and drop your pants.

    I envision when you walk into the women's bathroom of the future you will see a row of these:
     

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    That's because they just cut a gloryhole JUST for you!
     
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    I feel so...touched.

    So toilets will be a thing of the past and we will now have "piss vats". Excellent.
     
    #294 happyfunball, Oct 30, 2014
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    Count yourself lucky you live in the civilized world. In many parts of the globe, this is all you get.

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    Just think of the jobs it will create. the piss vat/jib crane industry would be booming.
     
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    That looks like a glory hole for the guys. Stick your dick in there and find out. Never know what's waiting on the other side.
     
    #297 happyfunball, Oct 30, 2014
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    Not a glory hole - I know what's on the other side. If you've never heard of Turkish toilet, you might want to note that there is no toilet paper roll in that photo. When traveling in Morocco, beware of anyone eating with their left hand.
     
    #298 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 30, 2014
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    I've been in bars in New Orleans where this would have been an improvement.
     
    #299 Noland, Oct 30, 2014
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    If you're spilling all our secrets, don't forget to mention smartphones make no sound when you snap pictures with them.
     
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