Christ. Just said to me by my mom: "Honey, go have a bite of your father's dong. It's very tasty. I think you'll like it." To clarify, dong is Chinese sticky rice and it's said with a bit of an intonation... but the squicky sentiment remains.
I need to see some hardcore, sloppy venison porn soon. Stew, meatloaf, burgers, sausages. Do not fail me [/AlanRickmanVoice]. Got some people coming by tonight. I am making coq au vin with duck fat potatoes. Having an afternoon Old Fashioned now. The weird anxiety of this week suddenly washes away in a sea of whiskey and animal lard. That can't be healthy. But if I don't drink or eat red meat I'll feel really stupid at 80 dying of nothing. Afternoon titties? Spoiler Spoiler
I'm a curious about your use of the question mark. Obviously, it's not a "yes or no" posed at the board, similar to "Would you care for some afternoon titties?" because, seriously, who would say no? HA! So, it must be that you want us to offer whether or not we think the photos / videos were taken during the afternoon. I will give you my honest opinion: I have no idea. There, you stumped me. So, here's one for you: Friday titties? Spoiler
None of us are having a worse day then this guy: Homicide investigation after husband comes home and finds wife with another man in Spokane Valley http://www.khq.com/story/30449706/h...finds-wife-with-another-man-in-spokane-valley
Oh, Bree Olsen. What a broken, wonderful broad. There are thousands of drop dead gorgeous women getting into porn and nude modeling. When I was a kid it was typically the Playboy types (couple dozen a year?), and then porn was mostly white trash looking chicks. Now it is an entirely mainstream thing for every type of woman. Some of them are unfathomably stunning. And they all want to be famous at any cost, even their self worth. It kind of curdles my heart the only viable talent they have is taking dick on film. Now I feel sad. Horny as fuck, but sad. The world is full of broken people. Now show us your tits. * For the people asking who that chick in the red with the cans is, I have no idea. Random tumblr. Try a reverse image search. If that happened in Florida the investigation would already be over and the husband would be treated to a round of beers by the cops. Fidelity is a funny thing as I get older. I never place cheating blame entirely on one party; typically. I'm still not sure if people are meant to be monogamous for *that* long. She needed something you weren't providing, dude, get over it. That or one of those two is an insufferable piece of shit to live with.
Crime of passion is a thing, it creates an impulse only the truly unlucky get to experience. Fucking around with somebody who is married can flat out make you end up tagged-on-the-toe dead. Some people don't even know they're with a married person, it's some fuckbuddy to them before hubby kicks down the bedroom door with a gun. In that article, it sounds like the boyfriend is in the wrong. Returning to the house where you got pinched? Tell me love doesn't have the potential to make anyone fucking insane.
I don't understand what sort of wounded-ego bullshit would make you go back and pick another fight with the husband in his own home.
Alright Disney- you're a fucking asshole. "Hey, the new Disney Short-Films collection is out on Netflix!", they said. "Oh boy, That'll be super fun to watch with the kids this evening!", I said. "Hmmm, The Little Match Girl? That looks neat!", I said. No, Disney. No no no no no. No. NO. You're NOT supposed to hit me with shit like this when I'm only expecting further escapades with Elsa and friends. NO.
Pretty much all of the stories Disney adapted are horrifying. Kids were a lot less innocent 150 years ago. Hans Christian Anderson would be arrested if he tried to publish his stories for children today.
Same with Lewis Carroll, writer of the beloved "Alice in Wonderland." Not so much for the story itself, but for being a goddamned pedophile. https://news.artnet.com/art-world/was-lewis-carroll-a-pedophile-his-photographs-suggest-so-237222
While checking google to make sure I was correct when repping Angel's dong post, I came across this link: US Dollar to Vietnamese Dong Rate Yes, I'm still 12 years old mentally. That's just funny. I hope I never have to explain why my search history contains the term "Vietnamese dong."
I'm downloading all seven seasons of Malcolm in the Middle. That show always cracked me up. By the time I retire to my land in Missouri I'll be so senile I won't remember having seen the show before or the other terra bytes worth of shows I've saved. It'll be like Christmas In the Ozarks, senile toytoy style.
Korean high school student fucking KILLS Adele's "Hello": I've been on a "stfu and sing" kick, thanks to Chris Stapleton and St. Paul and the Broken Bones. Also, unless you have seen Casino Royale and Skyfall, skip Spectre. This isn't as bad as "Quantum of Solace", but it's not as good as Skyfall.
Kacey Musgraves. Not only can she sing, she's an incredible songwriter who does a lot of tunes for other people too.
This 1/2 gallon of Blue Bell cookies 'n' cream is taunting the shit out of me from the freezer. I don't even really LOVE this stuff, but since it's here I keep thinking about it.