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10/30/15 The Halloween WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Oct 30, 2015.

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  1. toytoy88

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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    One on my exes was an incredibly talented singer. She had a voice that would make me well up it was so awesome.

    I always wanted to collaborate with her on some music, but we both knew that would've been a horrible idea. I tended to be a bit of a tyrant with my music and if someone changed it over what I heard in my head I'd flip the fuck out. I've gotten a little better about it over the years, but not a lot. The recordings I did in Mississippi a few years ago were filled with yelling matches between me and the singer. Somehow we're still friends and he keeps asking when I'm coming back down to do music again.

    As far as my ex....I still stay in touch every few years. Last time I talked to her I had her sing for me over the phone and....wow. I wish my voice could do things like that.
     
  2. Crown Royal

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    Singing talent is a gift. Some people can improve on a good thing with practice but if you don't have any talent you'll never have it. Some people want to be a singer so bad...practice all the time, hire singing coaches, and still sound like tone-deaf karaoke regulars off their meds. Where as other people can wail like Joplin while they never so much as even sang in the shower in their life.
     
  3. toytoy88

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    This is so true. I can't sing to save my life, I worked my voice and practiced and practiced. I finally got to where I could at least give an idea to someone who can actually sing what I was wanting them to do. You can't will and practice yourself into being a singer, it's a gift you either have or you don't.

    The sad thing is many of the people who are gifted with voices were not gifted with creativity. They're like parrots, they can recreate other people's vocal patterns but they can't create melodies of their own.

    Sadly, I'm the opposite. I can create melodies, I just can't execute them. It's frustrating as hell.

    The same goes with musicians...have you ever met someone that can play everything Eddie Van Halen, Jimmie Page, or Jimi Hendrix has ever done note for note? Then when you ask them to do something they came up with, they draw a blank.

    It's kind of a cruel twist of fate to be gifted with a great voice or musical ability and not have any creativity.
     
  4. Tim

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    I'll challenge you that it isn't proper English. Drunk as shit but spelled, enunciated, and whatever shit correct.
     
  5. Tim

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    Wow, I'm the opposite. I can create the fuck out of shit but I can't do it I know how to sing but I have to train and practice to do it. It's grueling. I hear it and have to practice endlessly to get it. I'm not talented I have to work so hard at it. So fucking jealous. And who knows if the shit I creates is crap.Which it is.
     
  6. dixiebandit69

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    So in other news, here's this:
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    Yep. Perfect English.
     
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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    What an absolutely shitfull day. I've had better.

    And I will.
     
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    Da Fuq did I just see on SNL? Who is this girl with the hair and Chinese look alike pantomiming her?
     
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    Who watches SNL?
     
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    Hey, Idiots. Do you like having sex? Are you stuck in a rut thinking sex couldn't get more awesome than it already is? Then may I recommend silicone based lubricant.

    Silicone based lubricant: it'll make non-silicone-based lubricated vaginas feel like being in church.
     
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    Stains the fuck outta some sheets though.
     
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    Maybe I'll get a free house, Wizard of Oz style.

    Tornadoes Could Hit Arkansas, Missouri And Other States On Wednesday
     
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    Also, some women are allergic to silicone lubes. Don't ask me how I've found this out, just take my word for it.

    (the following picture is not related to the above posting in any way)
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    Am I the only person who honestly finds tan lines kinda hot?
     
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    Totally, dude.
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    No venison porn yet. No deer in sight after being in the woods from 5:30 am to 5:30 pm over the weekend. Oh well, still got this coming weekend to hunt. Obviously I ran into a huge flock of turkeys on Saturday morning and got within about 25 yards of them only the week after their season ended after I spent a couple of weekends hunting them and didn't see shit. Animals are assholes. Last year it took me five days before I saw a deer. Whoever thinks going out into the woods and hunting with a high powered rifle or shotgun isn't sporting instead of your bare hands or whatever is totally welcome to join me and see how easy it is and defenseless the critters really are.
     
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    You can pluck them from the trees around here.
     
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    There's a shitton on the property I hunt and sheer luck can get you right in front of them. However luck can and usually works the opposite way, it seems.
     
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    Yes. By the time you see them, I'm not complaining. But as someone who lists "tan" as one of their biggest physical turn-ons, the contrast with super white (depending on the person obviously) isn't my fav. I don't buy into the "highlighting the fun parts!" BS. Maybe I just didn't watch enough early 90s porn.

    I don't think that. I do think salt licks or feed stations or whatnot are bullshit. Not staking out next to established deer paths or whatnot.
     
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