I have so much shame for my night. I got set up (In theory) with an awesome guy that is apparently super laid back and cool. He's also an owner of 6 car dealerships, into community and big on charity. I'm...me. Our mutual friend thinks we will mix well. After much thought I agreed to communicate. A few texts and he doesn't feel well and is going to bed. It's almost 10pm. Fast forward to 3am and I'm making snow angels in my yard and making out with the 21yr old that has chased me for a year. Bad, bad queen-bee. Bad. At least I sent him on his way. I feel sick. I've never.... Edit: You ppl will know more than anyone in my real life will. This goes NOWHERE.
I am pissed. A crazy buddy of mine tried to get me to go to the strip club with him last night. He's nuts, fun but nuts.I am trying to behave and I don't have bail money right now, so I declined. At 11 he texted me that he was a few feet from fucking Dave Chappelle, who had just come from a show. I SHOULD"VE GONE TO THE STRIP CLUB!!
Chappelle was at my former club a bit ago. Reports back to me are that he isn't all of that. You didn't miss anything girlfriend.
Heh. The woman I used to babysit for is selling her double wide mobile "winter" home in Florida. God, so many jokes.
My parents lived in Fort Lauderdale for a while right after they got married. My father used to call it "God's Waiting Room."
It is. But more accurately, Palm Beach County is God's waiting room. Delray Beach has an average age of around 80 years old.
My favorite South Florida euphemism is estate planning attorneys discussing how busy they would be when a will "matured".
Anybody ever had Eagle Rare? Someone (read the cute girl at the liquor store) convinced me to give it a try. I will report back in the alcohol thread, I reckon. Also, you guys suck. CB gloriously updated the boobie thread and her rep is still under 1000. Not that the number matters, but she damn well better be properly thanked for the contribution. Just sayin'.
I had a sip of Eagle Rare after a match last year, would try it again. Good robust flavor. This weekend I stayed with a buddy who had four 5-gallon kegs of homebrew chilling on his back porch, ready to be consumed. He made a coffee stout that was delicious. I also got to try a bit of Johnnie Walker Blue and was a little disappointed. Very good indeed but it didn't seem as spectacular as the price tag.
Blue is good but not worth the price, Philalawyer did a good write up on Johnny Walker, worth reading.
Indeed he did. Here is the link. http://www.constitutionaldaily.com/...ds&catid=49:the-philadelphia-lawyer&Itemid=65
I miss reading Philalawyer. I emailed the people at Constitutional Daily, but they just said that PL was "on vacation."
JW Black does it just fine for me. I think the margin of return diminishes significantly once you start spending more on bottles. The taste of Blue was offered to me so of course I accepted.
Overheard a conversation at work today about more stupid kid names. Four kids in a family: Phlyn, Huntyr, Brennly and Embyr. But the dogs are named Phil and Alexis. What the fuck?