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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Nov 1, 2013.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    1. I don't have a horse in this race. Is it wrong the only thing I took from this is that I dig the shit out of her body?

    2. This numbnuts stuck a glorified thermometer "chip" the size of an I-phone under his skin, without anesthesia, and calls it bioware.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2013/11/04/biohacker-implants-chip-in-arm/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2013/11/04/ ... ip-in-arm/</a>

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    3. I need a drink.
     
    #221 CharlesJohnson, Nov 4, 2013
  2. Kubla Kahn

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    Biohacker I think is a term that can only be used as "self described." I hope he gets an infection. For half a second I thought you were talking about Miss Big Juggs and that I had missed that page on her tumblr....
     
    #222 Kubla Kahn, Nov 4, 2013
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    You could feed a whole family on those glorious nipples
     
    #223 guernica, Nov 4, 2013
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    I believe it is called a litter.
     
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  5. Crown Royal

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    My God. I have not seen much of America's sweetheart (Snooki) since she dropped a few. Yeeeeesh. She looks like the end result of Shang Tsung sucking the life force out of E.T.

    Fatality.
     
    #225 Crown Royal, Nov 4, 2013
  6. happyfunball

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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    It's like we went back in time.

    What's going on?!!!
     
    #226 happyfunball, Nov 4, 2013
  7. LessTalk MoreStab

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    Jesus wept, what an asshole. If I inserted 8 knives into him at least he could be an actual knife block, perhaps that could be his next “upgrade”? Instead all he’s going to be over the coming weeks is a puss dispensing hipster full of antibiotics and undeserved attention.
     
    #227 LessTalk MoreStab, Nov 5, 2013
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    Fill him full of fish hooks and call him a tackle box? The options are endless. In other news I won $300 on the Melbourne Cup today, picked the winner of the biggest race of horses in Australia.
     
    #228 Bundy Bear, Nov 5, 2013
  9. Juice

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    SGEDIT: Gross.
     
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  10. Crown Royal

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    Wow, you just have to insert an unsterile object the size of a Gameboy under my skin and...it....it takes my body temperature?!?!?! How can anybody read this and not know fusion energy and reactionless drive is right around the corner?

    The future is here, kids.

    Seriously, another hipster attention whore going to extremes for attention. This guy is completely full of shit and deserves gangrene.
     
    #230 Crown Royal, Nov 5, 2013
  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    Is there a glitch in the Matrix? A rip in the space time contiuum? You know, if these sorts of things were happening on my truck or my computer, I would say a major engine failure / crash was about to happen. If TiB dies, I want you to know: I love you all!

    Well, most of you.
     
    #231 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 5, 2013
  12. Rush-O-Matic

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    Um, did the rapture happen?
     

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    Man, I hope so. Think how much fun the world would be without all those churchy folk around.
     
    #233 Noland, Nov 5, 2013
  14. Crown Royal

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    Our country would finally have a larger population than yours.
     
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    Plus my funny Simpsons clip is now missing. I could repost it, but now it just won't make sense. Don't worry, I'll save it for another time.

    So instead, here's a funny cat video:


    Edit: I can get my daughter a swimsuit that's called Cobra Kai. How can I NOT buy that? They're marketing geniuses!
     
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  16. Rush-O-Matic

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    Yeah, well I had posted the funniest comment ever, of all time. But, it was topical, and now I can't repeat it. Also, I posted half-naked pictures of myself in the Tibber thread and those disappeared. That may be what caused the trouble - maybe TiB has an autodelete function built in if something is too disturbing. Good news, Black Jesus, we found the breaking point!
     
    #236 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 5, 2013
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    So I just had a patient from New Orleans who I could have sworn came from Boston. It was the weirdest thing, but Noland was right. Never in a million years would I have guessed that she came from anywhere in the south.
     
    #237 xrayvision, Nov 5, 2013
  18. Rush-O-Matic

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    I don't understand this post at all. Between this and the Twilight Zone deletions last night, I just have one question: am I on drugs?
     
    #238 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 5, 2013
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    This is a damning indictment from a man who beats it to Ke$ha.
     
    #239 Angel_1756, Nov 5, 2013
  20. effinshenanigans

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    And yet I had no problem rifling through the entire dumpster.
     
    #240 effinshenanigans, Nov 5, 2013
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