I'm not quite sure if I understand all the hate. So it's not ok to dress as a boston marathon runner, but it is ok for people to dress up in these "taliban bomber" costumes (and other variations) you always see? I don't grasp the distinction.
It's funny because the taliban bombers die. She dressed up like a survivor, so it's not funny. Get it?
Apparently my subconscious is trying to tell me something as my TMJ has been extremely sore the last few days. "Do you clench or grind your teeth at night?" they ask. Nobody's ever told me that I did. But apparently I've started. Secondarily, don't you hate it when your superiors at work say shit like "I love green bananas. I like it when they're still firm" and you can't laugh at them for saying that?
And they're foreigners, who are all automatically hilarious. We have entire news networks dedicated to making them look that way.
There is only one Hollywood movie that ever got Middle Eastern culture dead right. And the movie, my friends, is Delta Force. Also, Joel Surnow. Man, he knows his Arabs.
Someone say fisting and rimjobs? Hello, wheelhouse! Somewhat on topic, here's a cute little ki- Holy SHITTLES, LOOK AT THAT MONSTER.
That cat is a fucking leviathan. It looks like a normal cat the size of a Golden Retriever and could kill you with it's claws.
And, ventriloquists! [/quote] I think Jeff Dunham is trite and largely unfunny, but I will admit that when my uncle showed me the portion with Achmed, I laughed hysterically.
Those girls look like they just ended up in Grandma's bedroom with some time to kill. Fortunately for us, they brought a camera.
Apparently, you now need to watch how you clench your butt cheeks in New Mexico: http://www.kob.com/article/stories/s3209305.shtml#.UnmKvCQ6Lzz
So, my daughter's latest obsession is this apparently very popular Disney show Phineas And Ferb. I gotta say, it's kind of funny. It's probably the first show she likes the doesn't give me suicidal tendencies from their obnoxiousness or tonic-clonic seizures from their colours. I don't care, Perry the Platypus is hilarious. Best mute cartoon character since Wile E. Coyote. I might just watch this high later.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! I would love a t-shirt or a mug that has those words in a very corporate-like font and then a stark outline of his crazy-ass building.
Which is a quicker checkout? Behind 4 customers in a regular line OR 2 customers in a self checkout line
Profile the people in line at self-checkout to see if they are not dullards as they will take forever. Also, the self check-outs sometimes go Skynet and take ten minutes for one person. Stand in line, judge the asshole celebrities on magazine covers.