What's a fax? Ha ha. Do you actually say 1 or 0? Or do you make that SCREEEEEEEEEEBLRRRRRBLEEDELEDELLSCREEPBLIPBLEEP sound?
Oh, how I miss that noise. It rates up there with microphone feedback and Chris Berman shouting "MARSHALL MARSHALL MARSHALL!!!!"
Yeah, and what's funny - you couldn't say "like fingers on a chalkboard" because none of these kids know what the hell a chalkboard is get off my lawn.
True dat. I hated chalkboards because I was short so when I wrote on them I ended writing on a downward angle as the sentence got longer. In SCRIPT kids another soon-to-be blast from the past. However, their erasers were hard, heavy and could shred the air when thrown at a child properly. Here's one. Projectors. We had still-slide projectors and these mother fuckers were about as safe as a Ford Pinto navigating an asteroid belt.
Our training establishment was still using the overhead projectors as late as last year. Fucking prehistoric things they are too.
And the theme music. Classic 80's action cheese. The Fall Guy, Hardcastle & McCormick, the A Team, Simon & Simon, Knightrider, Miami Vice... It was about partnership, a catchy music score and owning badass wheels.