11/22 Drunk Thread

I never understood people asking this. I think it was already addressed earlier in the thread. If I'm indeed out partaking in debauchery I'm certainly not going to be posting here.

 

Sometimes shows surprise you by suddenly killing off a character. Brian from Family Guy was not one I saw coming. And that was the only easy voice-over Seth MacFarlane had on either of his shows.

 

The most shocking thing about this statement and that show is that people over the age of 15 still watch it.

 

Apparently I just offered a patient oral during a scrotal exam, so my weeks off to a good start.

 

So's his.

 

"Hey, you want me to suck on this while I'm down here?" That how that works?

 

Yea, how does this happen?

 

"You're feeling a little full down here. You want me to funnel out a quart for ya?

 

You mean, your Urologist never runs a year-end special like this? "Act now, and we'll include a blowjob with the first 25 scrotal exams."

 

My urologist was a 50 year old dude and he made incisions in my scrotum and tied things off inside, so blowjobs were about as far from my mind as they ever get.

 

You didn't want him to kiss it to make it better? Because that's the excuse my husband used.*

*He didn't. He sat with a bag of peas on his nuts.

My husband worked with a guy that went back to work after his procedure. He was so uncomfortable he had to go to his female boss and ask to go home. He started explaining why and she cut him off saying, "Go, just go."

 

Here is how it happened, he had an external yeast infection, he was using a topical cream. I said another option would be oral. I neglected to add the word "medication" after that. All while I was cupping the balls. I didn't think a thing of it but my nurse started giggling. She told me why after the guy had left. Innocent mistake.

Or so ill claim (it wasn't the one hot med student who gets me all hot and bothered)

 

So would you still be hot and bothered and offer oral if the hot med student had a yeast infection?

 

Yeast infection and oral are two things that never go together.

 

Says you! I like getting my dairy in any way I can.

 

Whoa guys, all this serious talk is why Winterbike left us...cut it out.

 

You know what isn't a good joke? Trying to cook that bag of peas for dinner after it's spent the better part of two days on your junk.

 

At least they're properly salted.

 

Maybe the innocence wasn't implied subconciously because instead of the word "examining" you use "cupping." I have had my scrotal region "checked" or "examined" by a medical professional, but I've never wanted to leave the doctor's office thinking he "cupped" them.

Who?

 

What if 'he' was a 'she'? Would you walk out standing a little taller? Or hunched over feeling dirty?