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11/22 Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Nov 22, 2013.

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  1. xrayvision

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    And when you're done, if you want to be seen with her in public, you can go out drinking again and do 2 ounce body shots from said navel. Just make sure you use a toilet brush to clean it out first .
     
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    After watching this GIF for about 30 seconds (30 minutes) I realized she was "saying" something. I'm not a very good lip reader, but I think it's
    "Oohhhh, that's the cheese chicken."
     
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    This thread has taken a turn towards the gross. Fupa fucking? Hey, I like that alliteration. Carry on.

    In that Kanye video someone pointed out that Kim's hair is blowing off her face but if she's riding backwards, it should be blowing towards her face. Hope that didn't ruin the video for you.
     
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    What if they were driving 25 mph but there was a tail wind of 50 mph?
     
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    Alright, man here I go.

    Disclaimer- I know I don't fuck around on the board like this. I avoid sensitive topics and post politely, but today I'm going to give a real crazy asian reaction. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED.

    Angel, this post is aimed at you because, see above post, but only because you exemplify a very real problem in society today. So lets let our internet alias bravery take a rest and try some conversation that might require real world balls.

    Tell me exactly how much you weigh. Then, please provide an accurate frontal and side body picture, no sucking in or wearing deceptive clothing. Flash on. High def, none of that frontal camera selfie nonsense.

    Are you balking? Are you saying, "but crazy asian, why on earth would I put up a number and honest body pictures for the internet to judge me on? That's ridiculous, how can they tell how funny, smart and witty I am?"

    Do you see where I'm going with this? You were plain rude to label anything over 176 pounds a "fatty". I'm overreacting wildly to your post, sure, but I'm young and just woke up from a nap. Point being, weight is a sensitive topic. I would just like to see a little solidarity, not in just a Womens Studies way, but in a human way.
     
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    Dammit, not another Triad war.
     
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    176 pounds is fat now? I've dated girls that were 1. Hot and 2. ~170. Because they, y'know, went to the gym and were tall and stronk. And of course they would often become concerned about the number of their weight because of shit like the attitude of your post, even though they had no reason to. So this is for you!

     
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    Don't start in with stereotypes because they'll karate-kick you into outer space!
     
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    Word on the street CrazyAsian can kick a 6'2" person in the face. Just throwing that out there. Proceed at your own risk.
     
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    In this case she is a martial arts instructor. She actually might, stereotypes be damned.
     
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    I guess that's possible (I have no idea.)
    And yes, obviously, there are exceptions to the weight rule. The girl could be tall, strong etc.

    If the guys could do this too that'd be great.
     
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    I thought Angel was just making an abortion joke and not actually attacking fatties. Also, aren't all drugs's effectiveness / doses dependent on the patient's weight? Don't we have a TiB member who's a pharmacist, or is he the one who's over helping orphans in Monrovia?

    On a treadmill.

    But, no, what ruined the video for me was how much it sucks.
     
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    There's no way she was making an abortion joke, because the pill in question isn't an abortion pill? Also, definitely a dig at "fatties." You know, because she actually specified who she was talking about.

    Better than the pharmacist: there's a Planned Parenthood employee who posts here! She literally gets paid to advise people about this all day! Audreymonroe, my sweet cupcake, my twerking angel, my gorgeous spanking machine, will you please explain things to us?
     
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    My my, someone has their cranky pants on tonight. You'll note I said pants, not skirt, since I don't want to set the women's movement back any further than I already have this evening.

    Belying for a moment the fact that you missed the point of my post entirely, crazy asian, I will tell you that, at my heaviest, I pushed 180 lbs uphill, so I fit into that very category that you think I cast as outliers. But Poopourri covered the territory of calling me fat years ago, so if you think you're breaking new ground here, I'm sorry to tell you that you aren't.

    Yes, you overreacted. Frankly, your post is rude, unfunny, arrogant, self-involved and entirely over the top, but I'll let it go since you're "young" and "just woke up". Clearly those are reasons to let flagrant missteps in social graces slide.

    Here's the thing - I guarantee I weigh more than you. Do you think I give a damn? I assure you I don't. It's also entirely possible that I'm smarter than you, earn more than you, have better self esteem than you and am happier than you. Do you know how much of this matters? Not one fucking iota. Because I'm not comparing myself to you or anyone else. My benchmark is myself and I don't have to answer to a soul but me. I don't judge myself based on what's in the mirror, because that will change. If you do, I'm sorry about that. But that's on you, not me.

    I consider this discussion ended.
     
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    Pfft, please.
     
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    The best part of someone ending a discussion without actually involving themselves in an intellectual conversation is that it displays a blatant fear of being proven wrong. Lemme show you a little something, Angel.

    I wrote that post as nicely as I could. Go back, read the language. I never said "You're fat" or "LOL WHO ARE YOU TO BE CALLING OTHER PEOPLE FAT". Nor did I imply that you judge yourself on whats in the mirror, or anything about you as a person. I won't assume to know you; like I alluded to earlier in my previous post, anonymous internet bravery isn't exactly a quality to be proud of. Your post, however, is vicious as all hell. "I'm smarter than you, earn more than you, have better self esteem than you and am happier than you...I don't judge myself based on what's in the mirror, because that will change. If you do, I'm sorry about that. But that's on you, not me". Basically, "Crazy Asian, you're dumb, poor, have low self-esteem and probably sad" Man, you really came out swinging, huh? Those insults are straight out of 8th grade cafeteria trash talk. Did me calling you out on being a little mean trigger something? Because, unfortunately, Regina George, you're not fooling anybody. You're mean, and that's not going to change no matter how many bicep curls you do, no matter how much weight you lose, and no matter how many rep points you score, you will always be mean. And that's what makes you unattractive, not the fact that Plan B won't work on you.

    Hopefully you'll be a little kinder to yourself. And other people. But, in the very likely case that you won't and I get banned for this, I'll leave you with this.

     
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