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11/22 Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Nov 22, 2013.

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  1. Jimmy James

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    I'm fairly certain everything is better when no fucks are given.
     
  2. D26

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    This right here is why I will never, ever break up a fight between women. They get fucking vicious, and this is just an internet fight.

    Were it real, someone would be incredibly hurt, and probably a bystander.
     
  3. Crown Royal

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    The scariest and sickest thing is that this is an attacker you can't even run from or fight back against. It makes the mind reel and the stomach churn that people like this are hired to protect the public. It's not like he wasn't acting like a creep and douchebag beforehand as well.
     
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    Cmon now, guy-who-jerks-off-to-Crossfit-instructional-videos. We all know weight ain't nothin but a number.
     
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    I'll drop some numbers.
    Age: 30+
    Height: 5'3"
    Weight: this morning in my big uggs, leggings, shit/hoodie/vest, beanie, and holding my keys, coffee, and phone - 172.3

    And it's something I waver back and forth about. This weekend I went shopping for a cocktail dress. It's hard as hell to find something that fits ass quads and lats and isn't 8 sizes too big in the boobies.
    Real clothes make me feel self conscious sometimes because they aren't designed for a body like mine. Or maybe they are and I'm just neurotic.

    Either way - I'm borderline on this whole Plan B thing. Looks like I'll stick to Plan A (swallowing).
     
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    Hey now, when those ladies do Fran for time I get a bit of a chub I admit.

    I understand, but here we're talking about outliers, not the rule. And this is unfortunate, because if I lived in a country that was populated by nothing but Crossfit ladies I'd die, snoo snoo style and be perfectly happy doing it. Heck, I'm 5'10'' 235 and I know that if you gave someone those stats without any sort of context you'd immediately think I was a chubbo (IM NOT FAT DAMMIT IM JUST BIG BONED).
     
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    Fluffy. I'm fluffy.
     
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    Here's my WOD for tomorrow
    CHIPPER
    For time:
    30 Handstand push-ups
    40 Pull-ups
    50 Kettlebell swings, 24/16 kg
    60 Sit-ups
    70 Burpees

    Chubbed out yet?
     
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    Why do you hate your shoulders?
     
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    Since you don't speak English, I had to run off and Google Fran and Death by Snoo snoo (and I didn't even have to ask for help!). All I have to say is:



    I'm guessing that gave you a chub as well. Nerd.
     
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  11. Crown Royal

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    Lots of people know what is Snoo-Snoo. Hell, ME know Snoo-Snoo.
     
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    I didn't. But I don't watch cartoons.
     
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    Of course not. It's hard when you're falling asleep to Matlock reruns at 6:30 pm.
     
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    Re: Re: 11/22 Drunk Thread

    Rockford Files. Even though I own Matlock's suits, he doesn't have shit on Rockford.
     
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    Rockford had the wheels. And that theme music.
     
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    I'm not 80.

    Besides, he's just so smart!

    Quincy was my man. Not the music producer. No need to start any rumors.
     
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    everybody post your height and weight and a fun fact about yourself and whether you like your toes sucked
     
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    Stop all that yapping, missy, and pass the creamed corn.

    Meanwhile, back at the ranch . . .


    My buddy has a commercial running on Monday Night Football (and was on often during the World Series also):

    http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7bip/navy-federal-credit-union-paint


    He hasn't seen 176 pounds since 8th grade.
     
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    No




    Do I get a prize?

    edit: Fun fact: I can't follow directions
     
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    Is that him? You tell him a stranger on the internet thinks he's a handsome young man.

    5'3"
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    I had a stalker in the first grade.
    Ewww....gross Nom

    And you're lucky Misanthropic, I was going to call you out on skipping the fun fact (although let's be honest, it's not that fun), and no one wants to see that.
     
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