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11/22 Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Nov 22, 2013.

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  1. TX.

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    Alls I know is that my (least) favorite part of "Catching Fire" was the lady next to me who had a running commentary during 60% of the movie.
     
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    Lets just all bond over how lovely this video is...



    It created a stirring in my loins.

    NOM EDIT: I FIXED IT, YOU FUCKING MASHED POTATO MAN
     
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    I'm 5'7"
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    I haven't seen Rockford Files, but I've seen James Garner in enough things to know he was hot like fire
    I would only accept toe sucking if the sucker got off on it and I was fresh out of the shower.
     
  4. Nom Chompsky

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    Make fun of my age all you want, but I know how to post Youtube videos.

    I'm also looking at you xrayvision.

    Edit because xray had fixed it. Dammit!
     
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    My pinkie finger on my left hand is double jointed and I can just it in and out real fast.

    Ive never had my toes sucked but wouldn't be against trying. I didn't know how much I liked a girl shoving a tongue in my ear until a girl just did it. Id be down to suck on a girls toes, if they were properly cleaned of coarse, I really dig the foreplay stuff.
     
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    Fun Fact: I cannot carry a single, solitary tune, unless that song is Dio's Holy Diver.

    I hate having my toes sucked. Feels like I'm stepping on a frog. Wet and mushy between the toes. No thanks. However, I don't mind sucking on toes. Would try fucking lubed up feet, because after everything nasty I've done, what's left and why not?
     
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    Ever accidentally click on the TiBer thread? Me neither.

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    Fun fact: When I was 16 I had sex on a snowmobile. It was 28 degrees out.
    You can suck my toes if you want, but I wear work boots 80% of the time, that shit is gross.
     
  9. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    Don't touch my toes. And no, I'm not sucking yours. Unless they're in your vagina.
     
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    Play ball.

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    - I am allergic to apples
    - Chuck Norris accidentally grabbed my ass during a tournament photo op when I was 15 or so
    - I can launch spit bubbles at you right off my tongue.

    Toes- naaaah doe.
     
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    Thanks to the benevolent Nom for fixing my video which I posted like a dumbass in my excitement over booty shaking.

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    Once while sitting outside a shady brothel in a very nice neighborhood in London waiting for my old roommate inside, I chatted up a morose Russian "guard" for 45 min who informed me that he had requested to work in the lobby and outside cause when he was on duty inside the brothel he kept falling in love with the prostitutes. So yeah, that was interesting.

    Never had it done, and don't get some people's feet related turn ons, but I'm not gonna say no. I'll happily give it a whirl.
     
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    If you want to suck my toes I'd be cool with it although I'd have to question a woman who would be cool sucking on feet that spend 10 hours a day in Redwings.
     
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    6'3, 196, 28/M/Aus, Switch, GSOH, 420F, P&P. Am I doing this right?

    Interesting facts, hmmm.... someone tried to abduct me when I was a kid while Dad was distracted using an atm. I once invited a girl I'd met via the internet on an overseas holiday as a 3rd date, and she accepted. I've had guns pulled on me twice. I think "Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage" might be the best song lyrics ever written.

    And my enjoyment of having my toes sucked is limited only by the fact I have hideously ugly toes.
     
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    Hey, I'll get in on this! What better way to sporadically post on the board?

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    I fell out of a second-story window when I was seven, and didn't break any bones or have any injury except a small cut on the back of my head.

    I'm not big on feet. No to the toe sucking.
     
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    I recently found out that, in addition to everything else that is wrong with me, I have bad rotator cuffs. Blargh. I think everything on me is busted. I hate to think what I'd look like if I'd played sports while growing up.

    Oh, an interesting fact? I have hip issues that allow me to comfortably cross my legs like Buddha (both ways).

    Another one? My asthma will creep up on me whether I am sitting still or being active. Most people have it one or other way, not many have both.
     
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    Fun fact about SeƱor Broncos: I almost drowned at Atlantic Beach when I was 7.

    And toe-sucking? Ummmm...what else are toes for?
     
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    Fun fact: I'm (actually) ambidextrous. My handwriting with both hands is nearly identical. But I default to the left because that's what I flog my dolphin with.
     
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    I've farted in yoga. Twice. I've also had a nip slip.

    No idea, but I'd guess that I wouldn't enjoy that. My feet are heinous.
     
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    Seeing anyone right now?
     
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    It's very likely that not everything would be busted if you had played sports growing up. Or started playing sports now. Or at least started getting some exercise.


    5'9"
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    I once found out that an ex-girlfriend moved 700 miles to the same city I moved into, to the same apartment complex I was moving out of and, by what I assume was a creepy coincidence, ended up living in my old apartment out of about 200 in the complex. I like to think that wasn't all planned.

    I have sucked toes. I'm not sure I'd enjoy having it done to me, but I'm down for pretty much anything that turns her on.
     
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