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11/22 Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Nov 22, 2013.

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  1. Noland

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    Because of a series of surgeries on my eyes as a kid I only use one at a time. They're also green.

    I've never actually had my toes sucked, but I'm down with pretty much any body part she wants to put in her mouth, so I'll say yes.
     
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    Fun fact: I can beat Contra with one guy. Ladies?

    I'll pass on the toes. If she really wants to I will let her but I don't get anything out of it.
     
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    I memorized the capital of every country when I was in the 9th grade, and I still know all of them. Also, I never sweat, so I can't do a lot of physical activity outdoors when it is hot.
     
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    I once produced a Christmas album to raise money for needy children.
    No. Unless, by "toes" you meant "dick" - then, yes.

    Speaking of twerking . . .

     

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  5. Crown Royal

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    I walk with a noticeable limp and can name all Seven Dwarfs faster than anybody on the planet. I've also been attacked with a knife more than once so I have scars.
     
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    Fun fact: I've been involved in 3 separate bank robberies (I was the victim, not the perpetrator). Thankfully, none of which were inherently violent.

    And I want nothing to do with toes or any other part of the foot, for that matter. It's my most abhorred body part.
     
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    Height and weight already posted.

    Stay the fuck away from my feet, unless you're rubbing them, painting my toenails, or sitting on them to keep them warm.

    I can wiggle my ears.
     
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    Well, that fact would've been a lot more fun if you had been the perpetrator.
     
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    Fun fact... I can throw tennis balls with my feet. Wanna suck on them toes?

    Don't. I'm ticklish.
     
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    Surprisingly, your average bank robbery only usually results in a take of about $1500. What I found more interesting is how willing cops and FBI agents are to talk about what would be the best target for a robbery and when the best time to commit said robbery would be.
     
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    My feet are a slight bit better than Jim Carrey's in dumb and dumber, no one is going there.
    I have had the high score on Galaga at a restaurant here for roughly 15 years.
     
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    When you drink, does your skill level increase?
     
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    I wear steel toed boots a lot so I have the foot equivalent of Down Syndrome. They ain't pretty.
     
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    No fucking way you've beaten my high score. What the highest level you've gotten to?

    I don't really like arcade games, but I have a minor obsession with Galaga.
     
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    I'm down.
    I won a regional chess tournament way back in the day. Somewhere out there is video of Dan Morgan, who later played for the Panthers, absolutely trucking me in a game (I made the tackle maybe 7 yards downfield). One time years ago I drunkenly entered some Men's Beach Hot Body contest during spring break and took second place. I will crush anyone at Super Tecmo Bowl (NES or SNES). I have a record of something like 3214317873-1.
     
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    You kids and these new games.

    Everybody knows that it's Galaxian where lies the great challenge.
     
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    IIRC the highest you can get to is 255, after that it either loops or freezes.

    Also Galaga is actually the sequel to Galaxian.
     
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    Isn't Galahad the name of the alien that can capture you with the WiFi beam? I don't do that. I need agility over firepower in that game.
     
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    Why am I not surprised you know this?
     
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    I had 7 wisdom teeth. I've had 5 serious head injuries in my life, and I learned that I get very very calm when badly hurt.

    Foot fetishes are something I do not understand. I'm not putting toes in my mouth, and I'm too ticklish for girls to suck mine.
     
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