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11/22 Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Nov 22, 2013.

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  1. jennitalia

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    I can't whistle, snap my finger, blow a bubble or blow up a balloon. I can also only wink with one eye and it's really unattractive.

    I've had my toes sucked on before. I wouldn't ask for it, but when it happens it's okay. I get a lot of random compliments on my feet... so the two are probably related. I doubt I would suck on a guy's toes though. I've never seen an attractive male foot.
     
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    I have averaged 50 plus flights a year for the last 5 years and I am still terrified during takeoff and landing each time.

    I have had my toes sucked it isn't too bad, but not something I request.
     
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    GalaGA. Fucking auto correct.
     
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    I don't think I would mind have a woman suck my toes, however I have planters warts, so she might.

    I have a twin, but you guys know that.
     
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    Fun Fact: Apparently I have a tendency to set off straight womens' gaydar, but never come accross as anything but 100% straight to actual gay guys. I also seem to have a natural report with lesbians. I try not to think too hard about it.

    I've never had my toes sucked, but then again no one's ever offered. I will say that as feet go mine are aesthetically satisfactory, and I attribute that to the fact that I'm barefoot whenever possible.
     
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    5'3, 125, Feet are gross, no toe sucking please.

    I'm right/left dyslexic, but so are my dad and my sister. It drives my mom crazy when we give each other directions in the car.
     
  7. Crown Royal

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    Now that we've seen how we all measure up (rimshot) everybody post your home address and as a bonus which windows are usually unlocked.
     
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    1060 W Addison St and the only windows I leave unlocked are the ones into my soul...
     
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    I too have seen The Blues Brothers. I am no nazi.

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    Swing on by, but I must warn you that I have a guard shark:

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    I can feel the sadness and humiliation in that photo. Nice job sir.
     
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    I don't think it's a coincidence that she has suddenly taken to pissing on our bed any chance she gets.
     
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    That's just having some momentary fun. The people who actually take to dressing their pets up in outfits for day-to-day things need professional help. However, If youre the type who wants to scare away relationships and look like an asshole all while simultaneously making your dog hate you then knock yourself out.

    Dogs are not people or babies. Stop calling them that, they eat their own shit.
     
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    The sharknado up there does have a sweater for this time of year, but only on days where we keep her outside.

    The closest with the black lab is my ability to occasionally put him in a hat and take a quick picture:

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    And the rest of my body is 5'11 180.

    Fun fact, I'm the best advice giver of all my friends. Getting to say "I told you so" and hearing "you were right" gives me erections. I'm erect a lot.

    Oh and I'm black.

    Stay away from my toes. My feet are neither attractive or ugly, but there is plenty of my penis to suck before you get toes. I sucked a girls toes once, haven't had one ask for it since.
     
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    My lab Buck doesn't tolerate having clothes put on him for long, except he can handle hats and balancing things on his head well. He cooperated just long enough for a photo with safety gear on:

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    So I've mentioned before my oldest doesn't have much of a filter. They had an early dismissal and she has a boy over. She proceeds to tell me in front of the boy, that I just met for the first time, that the dog got into my Victoria's Secret delivery and ripped out all of the stuff. You know, scarf (no big), yoga pants (no big), underwear (really, you had to mention that?).

    Filter, Morgan, use your filter!

    My other daughter is the exact opposite and as I'm telling her the story she is laughing in embarrassment for me.

    I'm a good dog owner and don't dress her up. Except for that one time with the free reindeer ears, but she looked so pathetic, I haven't done it since.
     
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    Re: Re: 11/22 Drunk Thread

    Fixed
     
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