I'm putting revulsion of feet into the same category as guys who refuse to go down on a woman who isn't completely shaved bald. If you're not into feet you're not into feet, but for the life of me I can't understand why anyone would be grossed out by them.
"The concubine must not be confounded with the courtesan or even what is ordinarily called a mistress. She is the wife without a title" (Thomas v. Thomas 440 So. 2d 879) The couple is actually deemed to be living in "open concubinage" which is "an open, illicit sexual relationship approximating marriage". You can't make this sort of thing up. It's funny, because Louisiana, shockingly, has a fairly progressive body of Family Law.
I thought something was fishy about this story, my initial thought when I read it was "if they had a problem, why didn't they just leave?" You'd figure they would have been smart enough to not charge the tip if they were going to try to extort money from people (assuming that was there original intent and this wasn't just a 'joke' gone wrong).
Apparently my mom started crying at 5:45 this morning because we are out of dish soap. To be honest it was probably dog hair on the rug that sent her to the edge. Yaaaay thanksgiving!
So its cool for your concubine to lick your asshole, but you won't suck her toes or let her suck your toes? Weird.
I believe concubines are required to lick asshole. We don't let them lick our feet because I don't want my asshole getting dirty if they go back to it later on. (which they will) Similar to the reason Jews don't eat pork, or something like that.
I think that's the no mixing cheese and meat rule. Im with everyone that says it's nuts people are down with bootyhole licking and not for some toe sucking. Dafuq? SHIT COMES OUT OF THERE!
Maybe we can have a separate foot concubine. This way there is no chance of foot parasites entering the digestive tract. We don't want cross contamination. Hygiene people.
Yes, but not at the same time unless something has gone horribly awry. You eat pussy and piss comes out of there (well, thereabouts). Pissmouth isn't that much better. Unless your fetish involves a mouthful of used cat litter and using a baby as a bolo, fetishes aren't that big of a deal. Celebrate it. With photographic evidence. In my inbox. Because it feels really, really good. Precisely because it is taboo is part of the initial allure. Keep your arse clean. It is not so difficult. Now, for something halfway serious. Anyone working tomorrow? I'm irrationally perturbed at this nonsense. I've seen some op-ed pieces calling for boycotts on retailers open on a holiday. Though, I agree, it's not enough. Stop shopping at these fucking places altogether. Especially Michael's Arts and Crafts. Stop shopping there. Forever.
Luckily I get tomorrow off, but I work at a sports bar, not retail. I would be pissed if I had to go in to work and my family was stuffing face. I am sort of scared for this weekend. Saturday is the iron bowl and I am working a double. Ca-ching maybe? Sore feet definitely.
I'd take piss mouth over shit mouth any day of the week son. Hell piss is sterile. Anyway the pee hole is so small it's not like you're getting up in it. Even if the girl showered and sand blasted her balloon knot it's still going to be the same area shit passes through. Its much easier to make that connection psychologically and I am far from OCD.
I have never and hopefully will never work Thanksgiving Day or the day after Thanksgiving, in fact up until two years ago I use to take the whole week off, seems like one of the worst holidays or day after holidays to have to work.
I know I'm a little late to the party, but... 5'11" 250lbs (Yup, I could easily stand to lose 30-40 lbs. That's what New Years resolutions are for. Amirite?) Fun facts - I played two years in the Cape Cod League, got my 100 ton masters license at 21(which was what originally brought me to Florida...who wants to work on the water when it's fucking freezing out?), and I can deal just about any casino game including craps at a level that if the bar were to go belly up tomorrow I could probably get a job in just about any casino. (Not that I'm particularly proud of this fact, but it is what it is.) Toes and assholes? Not really a fan of either, but have done(and have had done to me) both and had a good time. File me under "If it happens, it happens, but I'm not seeking it out. Oh, and our bar is open tomorrow, but only for the Green Bay/Lions game. We'll close around four so our staff can go and be with their families.
I'm pretty damn bummed this year about time off. This year I do get the 29th off, but this new small ad agency I'm at, I don't get Christmas Eve or New Years Eve off. Which is total bullshit. At my old agency, I got off the day before Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving, and the Friday after. I then didn't work a Friday in December, only two Wednesdays and one Thursday. On top of that, they gave us 3 days for Christmas, and said the days between Christmas and New Years were optional to work. With all that vacation time, I still had a few days left I didn't use.