Happy Thanksgiving from a tree stand in Wisconsin! in a few hours I'll be surrounded by family that I don't get to see too often and we'll all be drinking. This side of the family definitely comes to party.
For shum reashon Thunderball ish on ScyFy Channel. Best Thankshgiving ever. You jush read thish in Connery shpeak. Everyone is always on about Ursula Anders, but that Picasso looking gal had nothing on the Thunderball chicks. Dear God, Luciana Paluzzi. Plus she was just so evil.
I have so many questions. Are you Canadian? Are you a terrorist? Have you seen the movie American Pie or any of its 5 sequels? How did you see that movie and not want to eat apple pie? Or at least fuck apple pie? Have you not eaten an apple pie because you have been doing nothing but fucking apple pies? What about other pies like pumpkin or sweet potato? Have you ever been to a McDonald's and not tried one of their pocket apple pies? If you have, didn't that make you wonder what a real apple pie would be like? If you haven't, what the fuck is wrong with you, they're 2 for 1 dollar?
Aaron Rodgers's mustache is magnificent. I can understand shegirl's desire to have all of his babies. Bird is about done brining. This is the first thanksgiving that I'm doing the cooking of the turkey. If things go bad, at least I'll have that story where I gave everybody food poisoning.
No. No. Yes. Nothing about that movie makes me want to eat a pie. Not interested. No. Not those either. No. N/A. Weird food issues. So, growing up, I just didn't have a lot of the same food aculturation as many people. Immigrant family, dysfunctional household, and I really locked in on not trying foods. It's only in the last few years that my wife has managed to get me to open up my tastebuds and try new things.
So it took you X years to eat apple pie. How many years did you wait before eating at a McDonald's? I'm genuinely curious as to the effect of marketing presence and immigrants. I also read your entire post with-a horribly a-racist Italian-o accent-uh while shakin-a my feest. No idea if you are indeed Italian, but you are now in my mind forever.
While we're talking about pies, I've never had apple pie. Or any other pie, ever(unless I ate it when I was around my daughter's age, which is unlikely). Thanks to this thread I'm starting to realize how weird this is...
Holy shit, O.J. Is now claiming that Khloe Kardashian is his kid. It kind of makes sense, she IS stupid and unlikeable. It also means OJ was banging his lawyer's wife, the lawyer that helped him skate for murder.
McDonald's I had early on. And, for the Italian thing someone else posted, I'm an Israeli-born Russian Jew who came to America when I was two. I have these odd household quirks here and there, but I'm a rather patriotic American citizen through and through.
Will there ever be a time that I don't want to punch my SIL/ex-SIL/whatever the fuck she is in the mouth every time she speaks? I absolutely hate this cunt and have no idea why she's here other than my mom's need to "feel close to" my brother . Fuck that nonsense. She encapsulated everything that was fucked up about him. I wish she would crawl back into the hole from where she came.