My brother in law said he wished he could take naps in the afternoon like my twin brother does. My twin brother is recovering from a brain tumor and subsequent treatments...
Comet ISON was destroyed by the sun. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK. The thing was 4.5 billion years old and we don't get to see the show.
I just had an awsome Thanksgiving dinner. Went to my dad's and he grilled up a selection of cuts; I had some sirloin, porterhouse, t-bone, and New York strip. Delicious. If you're going to do the retro-gaming thing, you need play retro games the likes of which they don't make any more - shooters, JRPGs, adventure games, and platformers. If you try playing an older version of a game they make today you'll be bored pretty quick.
If I have to point out the hypocrisy of someone posting on Facebook about how they are enjoying watching the football game and then posting how it's completely unfair people have to work on Thanksgiving, I'm going to cut a bitch.
I actually worked this morning, I just find it ridiculous that there are millions of people who work today and somehow people who work retail should have sonnets written about their sorrows.
A day I don't work is a day I don't make money. Period. No sick leave, vacation time, PTO, Flex Time, Paternity, etc etc. Work = money, no work = no money. Holidays are kind of a pain for me because of this. Since most people have them off in some capacity and want to do something fun/entertaining and my business is client based... I have a sort of involuntary time off when holidays roll around. But without, you know, the paycheck. I *wish* I could work on holidays.
A perk of being in Defence, I just got two weeks off to play Cricket for my service against the others and I get a decent amount of paid leave during the year. Also if I'm horrifically sick I get leave for that as well. Good job security as well.
Whats cooler than being cool? Ice Cold! Whats cooler than kids pooing all over my sheets? Everything but rape.
Three more drinks and my pick up line tonight will be "I want you to fuck me like Rain Man." I've had several French 75s tonight and no good will come of it. I'm now drinking a Palm Beach special. A vodka martini with grapefruit juice and I added orange bitters. What the fuck. She ain't going to shit right for a year: (I hope someone is at home viewing this and their elderly grandmother just happens to walk by and see this. Edit: I can't stop laughing at that gif.)
Watching football, drinking Evan Williams and ginger ale, and trying to convince myself that I didn't really just eat as much as I did. And now added to that list is trying to convince myself I didn't see the above .gif either.
You can always count on this place to come up with a gif that makes my wife say "What the fuck is so funny? Jesus, I'm fucking dying here. From the mind of Clive Barker....
I don' t know what made me think of this, but would you guys be willing to lick an asshole if there was the risk of your head getting stuck in it?
Why isn't there an option for "Get asshole speed punched by a coked out ex-boxer"? This stupid board. It's been 5 minutes and I'm still snorting into my drink.
I know I'm just lying to myself, but part of me really hopes that video isn't sped up. If that was the actual speed at which he was fisting her asshole, it'd basically mean he was punching it.