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11/22 Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Nov 22, 2013.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    I think the consensus is that it did NOT survive. @NASAgoddard is supposed to offer an update soon.
     
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    It looks like it may have survived.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.nasa.gov/content/goddard/comet-ison-may-have-survived/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.nasa.gov/content/goddard/com ... -survived/</a>

    Epic, and the fisting thing.
     
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    If it survives, we are going to see the show of shows.

    I remember Hale Bopp, "The Greatest Comet" back in the 90s which was as big as the moon for a year. Halley's was in 1986 and I was a kid but it was nothing compared to Hale Bopp.

    This one could double-tail. I pray it survived.
     
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    I love this comet. It's like Abe Vigoda: you keep thinking its dead, and then it suddenly pops up again.
     
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    Have I mentioned my undying love for Carolyn Hax here before, or is that just a coincidence? Because I do love her. Undyingly.
     
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    Don't know if you mentioned it; but, your nipple is pointing at her tab on the awesome boobie /TiB picture you posted.

    I may or may not have looked at that picture too much.
     
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    ZOMBIE COMET!!!!!

    I wonder if it will turn people into murderous retards like that shitty 80's movie.
     
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    Bahahaha! It should have been pointing to the Alton Brown tab in praise of the moist and delicious turkey breast we ate that was based on his recipe.
     
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    Black Friday footage is awesome wrapped in bacon. It answers an important question: What do the people I see getting arrested on "Cops" doing during the daytime?

    What a cattle call of sheep. Is a few bucks off a video game worth getting your mouth slammed into by filthy/fat people's elbows and shoulders?
     
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    Hale Bopp. Best Nike advertising ever.

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    I'm reading ISON is going to give a considerably bright show December 14th at 5 a.m. Unless it breaks apart by then. I might have to get up early. I always miss celestial events. I need a reminder sent to my phone.

    My dad and the neighbor setup a telescope when Halley's came by. I was 5 and I do not remember seeing jack. But if I could have one wish, any wish at all it'd be that all those sons and fathers, at that cherished moment, looking into their telescopes to see ISON... see that girl getting punch fucked instead.
     
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    Typical of the press to so quickly just try and "kill" Comet ISON.

    ...it's like they just want and hope for this comet to be something it's not. Like if they pressure it enough it will crack. #cometzimmerman
     
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    The upside of stores opening on Thanksgiving is that they aren't too crowded now. I am shopping with my mom and mother-in-law. So far my 70 year old mother in law has used the phrase "you go girl" and my 61 year old mom has informed me she is wearing size 12 girls (not women's) jeans.

    Also, it's cold as balls. I have not stopped hunching my shoulders. I'm moving somewhere warm.
     
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    He protects what's his Juice.

    In other news, my 14 year old is a sarcastic little shit:



    Hoping that's not huge.

    Edit: I'm stuck in a hotel in Lancaster. My mom is a tiny woman. How is it possible for her to snore so loud????? She's lucky she had back surgery a month ago or else I'd be holding a pillow over her face.
     

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    Two thanksgiving dinners in two nights. Each day, my pregger wife has eaten enough for two people (as she should). Unfortunately, I've kept pace as to simply not be embarrassed. And I don't feel bad for it.

    Why do I have a terrible feeling I'm gonna gain as much weight as she does?
     
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    So a few pals do a yearly deadpool because we are soulless ghouls. How do these entries sound to you folks? Yay, nay? My list is mostly old drunks waiting for a heart attack. Few guys in their 90s that have already started rotting. Then there are Wyndorf and Neil, rock stars so close to a glorious O.D. I can barely contain myself. Personally, I think this is a pretty strategic list.

    1. Dave Wyndorf
    2. Vince Neil
    3. Eli Wallach
    4. Peter O'Toole
    5. Lindsay Lohan (27 Club, baby!)
    6. Jim Harrison
    7. Bob Barker
    8. Nick Nolte
    9. John Hurt
    10. Prince Phillip
     
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    Honestly your best luck is probably to pick recently-retired football players, specifically linebackers and running backs.

    Brian Urlacher is a sure-fire suicide in a year or two.

    Watergate taught us to follow the money, so if you're after money in your pool, just follow the concussions.

     
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    My oldest brother is getting ready to have twin girls. For the first `11 years they will be cute princesses, then they will became teenage girls. I feel sorry for him. Teenage boys are a pain in the ass too, but I feel with boys its more a matter of getting them to shut up and not hurt anyone or themselves. Teenage girls are such a different game.
     
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    Eh, my girls haven't given me any problems. They're good kids. People talk about girls becoming teenagers but mine have been fine. The funny thing is this daughter is an absolute sweetheart, so I thought she was rather funny and quick-witted. But I have witnessed and/or heard some awful stuff.
     
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    Respect.
     
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