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11/22 Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Nov 22, 2013.

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  1. Flat_Rate

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    One of the most disturbing things I have ever seen on the interwebs. I would rather watch 2 girls 1 cup. Anyone else?

    Who do you think I am? Stealth?
     
    #601 Flat_Rate, Nov 30, 2013
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    True. But our schools keep winning all the National Championships, sooo. Why you mad, bro? I say our - I don't live there, just have a degree from AU.

    What a fantastic game. And, WTF Michigan? If you poll 100 coaches, 99 of them kick the extra point. Dumb.
     
    #602 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 30, 2013
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    Well I'm going to ask the question everyone is curious about...

    What was the bar tab?
     
    #603 Parker, Nov 30, 2013
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    Damnit! I gotta hear more rejection stories! This is making me look lustfully toward my former single life.

    What about the part where you get rejected for sex and go home to a dark room with porn on the computer and masturbate furiously to the thought of fake boobs and your tears?

    Oh right, that's called "marriage."

    Fuck!
     
    #604 Revengeofthenerds, Nov 30, 2013
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    Guess dkps drunkr than any of you

    This misspelling mother fucker
     
    #605 Crown Royal, Nov 30, 2013
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    Paul Walker can't drive a car apparently.....


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    Somewhere Vin Diesel is crying


    Paul Walker, dead at 40, I'll be watching Varsity Blues tonight in his honor.
     
    #606 Flat_Rate, Nov 30, 2013
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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    Just watched 'The Way Way Back.' Pretty good movie, better than I expected.
     
    #607 The Village Idiot, Nov 30, 2013
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    Btw, I feel like this would be the biggest KKK fail ever, if you lit a cross on fire on your own lawn.
     
    #608 toddamus, Nov 30, 2013
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    Spraypaint the crosses black and eat fried chicken while you enjoy the bonfire. That'll make up for it.
     
    #609 Revengeofthenerds, Nov 30, 2013
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    So... hi guys. It's been a while... been seeing anyone else?

    Yesterday I reapplied to UCLA and it's really friggin scary. Because if I get in then I have to go don't I? Blah. How's everyone doing?
     
    #610 hotwheelz, Nov 30, 2013
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    The fuck you been?
     
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    Around, doing things.
     
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    Good to hear from you again, hows fighting the man going?
     
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    Oh yeah, I won.
     
    #614 hotwheelz, Dec 1, 2013
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    Well details?
     
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    I'm with McLittleTits. You can't drop a bombshell like that without elaboration.
     
    #616 Bundy Bear, Dec 1, 2013
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    Someone be sure to let me know when the "too soon" period for Fast & Furious jokes is over.

    Right now it might be 2 soon 2 serious
     
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    Over.
     
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    And by that, I mean he's been using my tax dollars to support his life which has yet to be justified.*

    *Disclaimer: I was in his position, and I told the doctors to pull the plug if, in my words, "there was no chance I would return to my former life."

    So I have no sympathy for the users, and a lot of respect for those who go when it is their time and their body fails.
     
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    Well, here's how it basically went down... from the beginning:

    State: We now declare your nursing care officially cut.

    Me: But why?

    State: Budgets and policy, yo. We broke. Toodledoo!

    Me: Aww hell no! protest. activism. rabble rabble. occupy you in your butthole.

    State: WE SHALL PREVAIL. WE SHALL STAND AGAINST YOU.

    Me: Braggarts.

    State: No offense.

    Me: I ch-choose lawyers.

    State: O_O

    Lawyers have used lawsuit. It might change everything for everyone. The state is stunned!

    FINISH THEM!

    State: We have returned your nurses. Your lawsuit is invalid. We are victorious!

    Me: ^_^. pat pat. calls state legislator.[/i

    State Legislator: DIS IS DA BATPHONE. HOW MAY I HELP YOU, CITIZEN?

    Me: I have legislative ideas that might help people.

    State Legislator: YOUR IDEAS INTRIGUE ME! I SHALL MEDITATE ON THEM.

    And that's pretty much where we're at right now.
     
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